Fergalicious is Mind Numbing

I heard the hook on the radio, and I had to have Fergalicious by Fergie. Featuring the beat from Afro-Rican’s Give It All You Got and getting two fingers up from the Angry Asian Girl, I bought the single from iTunes.

Boy are the lyrics mind numbing. Here’s a sample:

I’m Fergalicious (so delicious)
My body stay vicious
I be up in the gym just working on my fitness
He’s my witness (oooh wee)

Dear golly that’s terrible! Eminem, Ludacris, Kanye West, heck even Sir Mix-a-Lot don’t got to worry about Fergie stealing away the rap scene with these lyrics. I dont’ think this tune will be on a memorable lyrics list or anything like that. Now I remember why I don’t listen to song lyrics.

My body stay vicious?? I be up in the gym just working on my fitness?? He’s my witness?? Ack, my mind went numb again.