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Sexually Implicit Instructions

Just what is being described in these instructions?

To ensure long lasting fun and to maximize the enjoyment… This will get (you) warmed up. Continue your… fun… which will have (you) begging for more. More noise, more excitement, and plenty of oohs and aahs! A great finale!

Would you guess these are for fireworks?

Big Thunder Directions

These sexually implicit instructions are from the TNT Big Thunder fireworks pack sold at Costco.

Big Thunder Fireworks

Are you ready for the Rain Dance and Golden Shower?

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4 Responses to Sexually Implicit Instructions

  1. Marvo July 4, 2009 at 11:16 am #

    Kudos to the person who wrote that. I’m surprised that the fountains weren’t shaped a little more phallic.

    • Gee Why July 4, 2009 at 4:55 pm #

      Then guys might have a difficult time putting a flame to them.

  2. Marvo July 4, 2009 at 1:16 am #

    Kudos to the person who wrote that. I’m surprised that the fountains weren’t shaped a little more phallic.

    • Gee Why July 4, 2009 at 6:55 am #

      Then guys might have a difficult time putting a flame to them.

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