Best Lines from Top Chef “Meat Natalie”
Some risque lines from last night’s episode of Top Chef titled “Meat Natalie.” The Top Chef contestants took over Tom Colicchio’s craftsteak steak house in Las Vegas but was thrown a gigantic curve when they had to prepare a vegetarian meal for Natalie Portman.
Overheard at dinner…
Padma: “it’s like a little prick in my mouth at the tip of my tongue… then it got big in my mouth.”
Natalie, her friends, and Tom couldn’t stop laughing.
Spoiler Alert Below
Meaty Mike Isabella was sent home after meating Natalie with undercooked leeks.
October 29, 2009 @ 10:09 pm
I would love for my little Portly Man to Meat Natalie. My angry little prick would make a mess of her Queen Amadala funky lipstick. I might even consider sharing my chorizo with Padma except she has the freakish scar on her arm and she is annoying as hell.