The Blessings of Being Taylor Lautner’s Boy Toy

I can’t deny it.  I am Taylor Lautner’s boy toy, and I have been blessed.  Look at this past week’s search results for Pulpconnection, domination by the New Moon hunk.

  1. 390 times
  2. taylor lautner 361 times
  3. taylor lautner underwear 150 times
  4. apple happy friday 96 times
  5. taylor lautner steroids 50 times
  6. taylor lautner in underwear 49 times
  7. 32 times
  8. taylor lautner pictures 31 times
  9. bella’s lullaby sheet music 25 times
  10. goteamjacob 25 times
  11. pictures of taylor lautner 19 times
  12. 18 times
  13. taylor lautner modeling 17 times
  14. team jacob underwear 15 times
  15. 13 times
  16. taylor lautner calvin klein 12 times
  17. taylor lautner abs 12 times
  18. team 12 times
  19. taylor lautner model 11 times
  20. taylor lautner photos 10 times

From recent analytics, I knew I <3 Twilight, Jacob and Taylor Lautner, and these latest stats enforce Team Jacob’s fandom.  But would I have guessed that pimping out Jacob Black would turn into a blessing?

In December 2008, I made the switch from Google’s Blogger to WordPress, and Pulpconnection visits tanked.  Links and URLs broke or changed, ruining Pulpconnection’s standings with search engines.  But look what happened in October and November 2009, activity finally caught up with and exceeded averages from one year ago.


That’s the blessing of  being Taylor Lautner’s boy toy!  So I’d like to say thanks to Taylor, he of the washboard abs.

Taylor Lautner Abs

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