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Does COVID-19 Give You Diarrhea?

While shopping today, I heard the most logical question that could be the only explanation for this. These are the empty shelves of Safeway, Longs, and Sam’s Club all bereft of toilet paper. So what’s the question? Does COVID-19 give you diarrhea? How else do you explain why everyone is buying up toilet paper in […]

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The Sheepish Flex

Following the passive aggressive flex comes the sheepish flex. So today at work while closing out an issue with a coworker, the Angry Asian Girl walked by trying not to be noticed. Why? Because she was rocking these today! These being the Nike Air Force 1 07 Limited Edition that’s decorated with Japanese cherry blossoms […]

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The Passive Aggressive Flex

How’s this for a passive aggressive flex? At work yesterday, I was talking to a coworker when the Angry Asian Girl rounds the corner. After a few short pleasantries, she non-chalantly complains that her shoes are not comfortable. So of course, I look down to her shoes and BLAM! I was blinded by the Diamonds. […]

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Do You See What’s Happening Here?

Okay, my picture is a little too late, but do you see what’s happening here at Starbucks? I’ll give you a clue. That cup was about half full a few seconds before the picture was taken. Still stumped? Here’s another clue. And here are better pictures of this all-too-real myth.

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Costco Online Isn’t

Bro, what’s up with Costco.com? Big box retailer’s online presence is anything but online. You can view products but try adding anything to your cart. Nothing happens, except for error messages. After each error, you need to reload the page, possibly losing that next step in the checkout process. I guess Black Friday shopping has […]

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Holiday Gift Guide 2019 Instant Pot x Star Wars

See, Star Wars themed items are always popular during the Holidays. Yes, Baby Yoda merch is definitely on its way, and there’s the Igloo collaboration with Star Wars. Let’s go the other way on the temperature spectrum from Hoth to Mustafar with an Instant Pot. But not just any Instant Pot, this Christmas deserves a […]

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Holiday Gift Guide 2019 BTS FILA Shoes

While I personally don’t know enough about the K-pop band BTS, I know their legions of fans aka ARMY (Adorable Representative MC for Youth) are fanatics. So getting a gift for a BTS ARMY member may be a challenge since she probably already has any and all BTS merch. Instead get a head start on the […]

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Holiday Gift Guide 2019 Epic Flex Jeans

What gift do you get your kicks-lovin’ dad you ask? How about some jeans? Too boring? Then how about epic jeans? Still not enough? Well, if your dad cooks the kicks and cops the heat then he must have shoes to flex. So of course, the jeans need to represent the ‘fit, and Hollister has […]

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Rage Cop!

After a disappointing encounter with Travis Scott Air Jordan 6 on SNKRS, I had to let out the frustration with some rage cops. This Starbucks Nitro with Pumpkin foam was my first rage cop. While this Nitro helped overcome the 4am wakeup call for the TS6 SNKRS draw, it wasn’t enough. So rage cop number […]

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Comparing Boxes

Just comparing how shoe companies box and send their shoes. Adidas/Yeezy Supply Probably the best box around. Think and strong and usually moderatly sized. Sometimes the shoe box inside has too much room to slide around, but if there’s air packets inside, they tend to dent the inside shoe box. Delivered promptly by Fedex. Dick’s […]

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I Like Big Boxes and I Can Not Lie

I like big boxes and I can not lie You other brothers can’t deny -Sir Mix-a-Lot Yeah, I was excited to see what was delivered in this huge box that measured two feet by three feet. And yeah, I was disappointed to find this itty bitty pair of Yeezys inside. A single pair… could’ve easily […]

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