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Happy Holidays Humor
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all! Just a little flashback of holiday humor and Christmas pranks from years gone by.
The Best Christmas Gift Ever
“Where’s my iPod?”
And a roundup of Pulpconnection’s 2007 Holiday Gift Guide.
- Ainevano tee shirt
- Gold Poopy Pills
- Sugar Bowl Merchandise
- Nike Zoom LeBron V
- Hawaiiana by Tia Carrere
- Helvetica, the Movie
- Mac Software Deals
- Starbucks Cheer
- UH Warrior Football Helmet Wall Graphic
- Elements Hawaii Gift Cards
- UPS Backup
- Guitar Hero for the Mac
- Bob(by) Nash UH Jersey
- UH Football WAC Champions Shirt
- iTunes Gift Cards from Costco
- Spider Spud Potato Head
- BMW M3 Sedan
- Britney’s Blackout
- Gold MacBook Pro
- Nike Amp+ (For Real This Time)
Merry Christmas!
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Abercrombie & Fitch Model Prank
Remember I was talking about an April Fools joke involving the male models at Abercrombie & Fitch? Well, these guys did took this prank to the next level by shopping in Abercrombie while shirtless.
Let the chest baring begin…
No Harry Potter Spoilers Here
Sorry, I’m not a follower of Harry Potter and don’t know anything about the series, so you won’t find any spoilers of Deathly Hallows here. Can you believe someone supposedly photographed every page of the book and shared them online before the official release? Can you believe Potter fans transcribed these photographs into a PDF text file?
Such fanaticism akin to the craziness of Apple fans!
Instead I leave you with some Harry Potter humor thanks to Saturday Night Live and iPhone-loving Lindsay Lohan playing Hermione.
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Leftover Beef Asparagus
Had some leftover beef asparagus for lunch today so you know what that means!
"Where’s My iPod?" Christmas Prank
What would a family Christmas be without another prank? You remember, last year featured the Best Christmas Gift Ever with bogus Lotto tickets (Goggle Video version here). This year’s trick wasn’t as dramatic but asks the question, “Where’s my iPod?”
(And the Google Video version got shortened again).
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Nintendo Wii Banned from Military Facilities?
I’m not a hard core gamer and have not been closely following the developments of Sony’s PS3 or the Nintendo Wii. After a recent visit to Toys R Us, I now know the Nintendo Wii will be for sale on November 19, just in time for Christmas shopping. But according to some Defense facilities instructions, the Wii may be a banned item, and here’s why. This is a sampling of items prohibited from Defense facilities:
- Ammunition
- Fireworks
- Molotov Cocktail
- Pipe Bomb
- Black Jack
- Slingshots
- Billy/Sand Club
- Nunchakus
- Sand Bag: Partially filled with sand and swung like a mace
- Metal (Brass) Knuckle
- Dirk or Dagger
- Switch Blade or Butterfly Knife
- Knife with a blade (cutting edge) longer than 4 inches
- Razor with Unguarded blade.
- Pipe, Bar or Mallet to be used as a club.
- Compressed Air or Spring Fired Pellet/BB gun
- Tear Gas/Pepper Spray Weapon
- Pistol, Revolver, Rifle, Shotgun or any other Firearm
- Bows, Crossbows or Arrows
- Bowie Style Hunting Knife
Looking at the box of a Wii, you will notice what ships with the console.
A nunchuk?!! That’s on the banned list. No Wii for you!
Return of the OG
The Original Gangster, Ice-T, is back in the rap game with his latest CD called Gangsta Rap. The former “cop killer” has mellowed out over the years and now raps about “guns and drugs and bitches and ho’s.”
Not to be outdone by the OG, Kevin Federline, aka K-Fed, is debuting his rap entry, Playing with Fire. What does the self-proclaimed “working father of four dedicated to developing himself as an artist” rap about? Here are some lyrics.
“One earring costs more than your budget”
“When this emcee cocks the hammer you can’t touch me”
Fergie doesn’t have to worry about her mind numbing lyrics as long as K-Fed’s in the game. What a great week for rap music! 😉
Wassup!
Just admit it. When the earthquake hit, how many of us jumped on our cell phones to essentially do a “Wassup!” with others. Sure, sure, we all needed to check in with family and friends in the beginning, but as the day went on, I think there was more Wassup action going on.
In honor of this, I give you the Superfriends doing the Wassup!
What Every Infant Needs?
While using the fine baby changing facilities at Neiman Marcus, we strolled through their kids section to see what million dollar homeowners buy. Of course, every infant needs one of these Juicy Couture diaper bags!
Only $275. Ah, the price of hipness…
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The Best Christmas Gift Ever!
What happens when family members give Lotto scratch off game tickets as a Christmas gift? Watch our very own home video to find out.
So cruel, but not as bad as this guy (lots of profanity).
Asparagus Makes Your Pee Smell Awesome!
Dang Wayne! Ever since he brought up the fact that asparagus makes your pee smell, I notice it. I guess it’s a widely known phenomenon since this site offers merchandise with the motto “Asparagus Makes Your Pee Smell Awesome!”
I almost knocked myself out after having the asparagus appetizer at Morton’s Steak House.