a police officer stops a male driver and female passenger for suspected dui. he asks the man, ‘how many drinks have you had, sir?’. before he can answer, the woman shouts out, ‘a LOT!’. then the officer asks, ‘when did you finish your last drink?’ and again, the woman shouts, ‘he’s still got an open beer in the car!’. the driver turns to the woman and says, ‘shut up or i’m gonna hit you!’. the officer says, ‘ma’am, is he always this abusive?’ and she replies, ‘no, no, officer, only when he drinks!’

-s