five-0 – Pulpconnection https://www.pulpconnection.net Addicted to Passions and Pulp Thu, 27 Jan 2011 22:15:35 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://i0.wp.com/www.pulpconnection.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/cropped-20080503-lime.jpeg?fit=32%2C32&ssl=1 five-0 – Pulpconnection https://www.pulpconnection.net 32 32 1069961 The Dangers of Hawaii (Five-0) https://www.pulpconnection.net/2011/01/the-dangers-of-hawaii-five-0/ Thu, 27 Jan 2011 22:15:35 +0000 https://www.pulpconnection.net/?p=12013 For those of us living in Hawaii, we know Hawaii is paradise. But for the millions of viewers of the rebooted CBS television series, Hawaii Five-0, they see Hawaii’s dark and violent side necessitating the elite task force known as Five-0.

Season 1: Episode 01: Pilot & Episode 02: Ohana

[Recap 1, 2 | Watch online]

After the first two episodes, the tone of violence in Hawaii is set. Cops, criminals, and even the locals are armed and ready to open fire when the opportunity presents itself. Pow! Pow!

Season 1, Episode 03: Malama Ka Aina

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Going to a high school football really means you’re going to a gunfight. And better yet, the Chinese Triads and Samoan gangs will be there too.

Season 1, Episode 04: Lanakila

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You won a trip to Hawaii? Don’t come, you might be kidnapped or murdered by a prison escapee.

Season 1, Episode 05: Nalowale

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Okay, okay, if you can overlook Glee’s Football Coach and Physical Educator, Ken Tanaka, portraying a Filipino terrorist then you’ll realize that Philippine terrorists operate in Hawaii.

Season 1, Episode 06: Ko’olauloa

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Surfing is synonymous with Hawaii and its scenic beaches. At the world class Coral Prince surf meet, you’d witness a sniper gun down the millionaire event organizer.

Season 1, Episode 07: Ho’apono

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The USS Missouri is a recognized Hawaii tourist attraction, and if you brave the Missouri, a Navy SEAL suffering from PTSD might take you hostage.

Season 1, Episode 08: Mana’O

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A lesson in Hawaiian cooking will teach tourists that a luau’s imu is to cook a police officer.

Season 1, Episode 09: Po’ipu

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Hmmm, I actually missed this episode featuring a murder and an assassination plot of a visiting international dictator.

Season 1, Episode 10: Heihei

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Only in Hawaii are triathlon competitions used to cover up jewelry and bank heists.

Season 1, Episode 11: Palekaiko

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How is this dream honeymoon in Hawaii? The ambiance of Waikiki, kidnapped, spouse is killed, and to top it off, the serial killer travels on cruise ships.

Season 1, Episode 12: Hana ‘a’a Makehewa

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During the Christmas holidays, you might find your self with a bomb strapped around your neck. Could happen anywhere.

Season 1, Episode 13: Ke Kinohi

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Yes, Hawaii’s secret is out. We have ninjas. Along with the Chinese Triad, Filipino terrorists, and Samoan gangs, the Japanese Yakuza rounds out Hawaii’s multicultural organized crime.

Season 1, Episode 14: He Kane Hewa’ole

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The influx of immigrants make our nation great. But for the illegal immigrants, don’t take that job to deliver a box.

Season 1, Episode 15: Kai e’e

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Hawaii’s renowned tsunami warning system for the entire Pacific? Hacked. But hackers in Hawaii operate out of grass shacks and sailboats.

Tourists, it’s best you be aware of the dangers of Hawaii.

]]> 12013 Blame It on Hawaii Five-0? https://www.pulpconnection.net/2011/01/blame-it-on-hawaii-five-0/ Fri, 14 Jan 2011 02:00:54 +0000 https://www.pulpconnection.net/?p=11906 Wednesday’s Star Advertiser headline read “Oahu loads up with guns.” It’s got to be because of Hawaii Five-0. Anyone who’s watched this series knows of the dangers of Oahu. You can’t walk on Waikiki Beach without threat of Yakuza gunfire. Go to a high school football game and you might get shot. A luau is where cops are cooked in the imu pit. The submarine Atlantis tour is where you see bodies disposed of in the ocean. And don’t board that cruise ship stopped in Hawaii since there’s a serial killer on-board.

With all this violence, it’s no wonder Oahuans are loading up.

]]> 11906 Matt Mullenweg Guest Starred on Hawaii Five-0? https://www.pulpconnection.net/2010/10/matt-mullenweg-guest-starred-on-hawaii-five-0/ https://www.pulpconnection.net/2010/10/matt-mullenweg-guest-starred-on-hawaii-five-0/#comments Wed, 27 Oct 2010 22:50:32 +0000 https://www.pulpconnection.net/?p=11066 Wait… was that Matt Mullenweg, creator of WordPress, guest starring on Hawaii Five-0?

H50 Character Ben Barrett
Matt Mullenweg

Okay, maybe not, but that character sure did remind me of Mr. Automattic himself who did visit Hawaii back in 2008.

]]> https://www.pulpconnection.net/2010/10/matt-mullenweg-guest-starred-on-hawaii-five-0/feed/ 1 11066 Kukui High’s Alma Mater https://www.pulpconnection.net/2010/10/kukui-highs-alma-mater/ https://www.pulpconnection.net/2010/10/kukui-highs-alma-mater/#comments Thu, 07 Oct 2010 21:25:20 +0000 https://www.pulpconnection.net/?p=10985 Dear golly, Nuts mania is rampant. Now Kukui High, the fictitious school in Hawaii Five-0 has its own alma mater.

I don’t want to know what a shirtless Jimmy Borges is doing with his hands while singing “Grab your nuts and don’t be shy!”

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