I had never heard of a fatberg before reading this Yahoo article. But now that I know fatbergs exist, I want to see one, if only for scatological reasons.

Fatbergs are composed largely of cooking oil that has been poured down drains while hot and runny. Once in the cold water of the sewer system, however, the fat congeals. The solid mess then combines with “wet wipes.” The wipes are frequently labeled as “disposable” but are turning out not to be.

Cooking oil + wet wipes = fatberg, it turns out.

Although sounding like something out of Urban Dictionary, the dirty cheeto is actually this.

This loner was pulled straight out of a freshly opened bag of Cheetos. The rest of the bag was fine, just this one oddity. Would you have eaten it? How about this?

Not as bad as last time, but still a little questionable. Not worth the risk.

This candy bar is downright vile and nasty! Paid $0.90 for it from a vending machine at work. Can you believe I was even contemplating biting into this grossness? Can you even guess what candy bar this was???