I guess that Bruce Lee figurine is a little too correct and those Nike Manoa boots are too fleshy in color. And my Supreme fruit shirt must be damn too sexy to trigger the adult content flag!

I think the Family Feud host was confused by the extended ban disqualifying Filipinos from beauty pageants. Although the ban was extended for two years, technically it did expire in November 2015 so Miss Philippines, Pia Alonzo Wurtzbach, was eligible to win the Miss Universe title. Of course, this had to have been the reason Steve initially announced Miss Colombia as the winner only to correct himself learning of the expired ban.

Here’s the tweeted official statement from the Miss Universe event.

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— Pia Alonzo Wurtzbach (@MissUniverse) December 21, 2015

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Here’s to H4H on April 1st!!

So is long rice an uber Asian food or another kind of ethnicity besides Filipino, Korean, Thai, and Chinese?

Oh, and because of its “effectiveness,” you need to take appropriate caution when using the Step 2. Consult your physician if you have “serious back, hip, waist, or knew problems.”

Yes, it was good. Not sure if it lived up to its namesake but still good.

Update 5/14/14: How selfish of me! I forgot to share the link for the Better than Sex Cake. Find it on allrecipes.com. Have you experienced this dessert delight? Was it good for you?

“Victoria’s a secret down there,”
– Charles Barkley.

Of course, you need to watch the informative Zappos video to understand the features of this sh-t product.

Or maybe the pool is serenely vacated since a kid puked in it, and the lifeguards are keeping guests out until a full pool shock can cycle through. Serenity now!

I find their latest (online) ad umm, let’s say interesting. Here’s a screen shot.

The positions and postures of the models, their facial expressions all seem, well, grindable. I’m sure that wasn’t the intent but rather to showcase beautiful people wearing beautiful clothes in beautiful scenery. ‘Nuff said.

If you recall, back in 2009, actor Gilles Marini’s wardrobe on Dancing with the Stars was a bit too shapely. If you’re not sure what a moose knuckle is, the Wake-Up Crew on I-94 had a lesson back in 2008. Of course, this lesson was led by the famously funny Gregg Hammer.

Speaking of things you learn or hear on the radio, today’s discussion on Da Bomb 102.7 was about golden showers, and one caller was descriptively enthused about this activity. And no, this topic wasn’t about the golden showers fireworks.

I’m almost compelled to watch this show since it’s so outrageous. I can only imagine the quotables from this film. Thanks @ryankanno for the tip.

Behold the Alyssa Milano sex tape!

Now that you’re current, how about testing your knowledge with this (legitimate) quiz titled, “Do you know more about the news than the average American?” How many of the 13 questions did you get right?

Which player were you? At times, I was Mr. Accessory though for the wrong reasons with ankle braces, knee protection, and foot orthotics. I was a few years removed from the shooting sleeve popularized by Allen Iverson, but I would have definitely worn one (and only one) shooting sleeve. I would have said no to the headbands trend when it dominated the NBA. Without a doubt I was the “Shoe Guy” if shoes aren’t considered an accessory. I wore different kicks on court depending on how I felt.

I played against a few of the last stereotype. Did nothing all game then takes and makes a hurried shot for the win. You just gotta shake your head at those moments.

One stereotype missing from the video is the dirty player. Everyone’s played against this stereotype at some point. The hardest part is finding out who that is before you get hurt. Usually, the dirty player plays hard to make up for ability level. To get an advantage, there’s a push here, a hold there, and screens with shots to your knees as you go by. All of this is followed by unfazed looks of innocence, but you know the intent of the dirty player was purposeful.

Oh hey, one more stereotype not in the video is the “Black Hole.” Like the astronomical marvel, black hole pickup players have a gravitational pull that’s impossible to overcome. So when the ball touches the black hole’s hands, teammates will never see the ball again. Double, triple teams won’t trigger a pass out of the black hole since it’s simply impossible. Yes, I have been called a black hole in the past, but you know, wearing Jordan XI shoes gives you the right to keep taking shots. Wearing Jordans on the court is the virtual green light to keep shooting.