club 939 – Pulpconnection

The Latest PRISM Discovery??

Gee Why — Fri, 03 Jan 2014 06:00:32 +0000

Is this the latest tidbit of information unearthed by the PRISM program? Is this one of the secrets Eric Snowden stumbled across and knew it had to be made public? Of course, we’re talking about the existence of the uber secret 2014 calendar for Club 939.

Are these discoveries truth or fiction? Only one way to find out. Head on over to the club on January 8, 2014 and get your calendar signed by the ladies.

These Are Not Girlfriends of Manti Te’o

Gee Why — Fri, 25 Jan 2013 08:43:26 +0000

No, these women are not Manti Te’o’s girlfriends (fake or otherwise), but you can meet them on Wednesday, January 30, at Hawaii’s hottest gentlemen’s club and pick up a 2013 calendar.

Club 939 2013 Calendar Preview

Carly Rae Jepsen’s This Kiss

Gee Why — Mon, 10 Sep 2012 21:30:00 +0000

Following up Call Me Maybe is Carly Rae Jepsen’s This Kiss. Will this be the next hit favorited by Club 939 deejays?

Club 939 2012 Calendar Signing Tonight

Gee Why — Thu, 15 Dec 2011 07:48:18 +0000

You still got time to head on over to the Club and get your 2012 calendar personally autographed. You know where to go – 939 Keeaumoku St.

Hangova in Hawaii

Gee Why — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 22:48:52 +0000

Check out who’s been hanging in Hawaii recently! Could that be Justin Chon, aka Eric from the Twilight movie series?

Justin Chon

Could that be Jennifer Fairbank, former Miss Hawaii USA 2005?

Jennifer Fairbank

Could this be filmed at Club 939?

Film crew on location

If Club 939 Had a Custom Cake…

Gee Why — Wed, 19 Jan 2011 07:14:42 +0000

If Club 939 were to have its own custom cake created, it would have to be based on this one designed by Caked Las Vegas.

There’s even dollar bills on the cake stage, yo!

Holiday Gift Guide: Club 939 for 2011

Gee Why — Wed, 08 Dec 2010 02:23:36 +0000

It’s been an annual tradition that ain’t stopping for twenty eleven! Yes, the yearly collection of ogling for the guys is almost here. In fact, this Wednesday, the Club 939 calendar for 2011 cometh (with autograph signing at the Club).

And the Club has a Facebook fan page!?! Don’t forget the PulpyLeaks previews.

Club 939 Is the Culprit…

Gee Why — Mon, 02 Aug 2010 08:48:20 +0000

So that explains the demographic of Pulpconnection viewership. Mr. 939 said he favorited his favorite pulp site on computers at Club 939, so of course, the Alexa.com demographic is accurate:

females who are in the age range 18-24, are graduate school educated and browse this site from work

Makes perfect sense! Now only if Mr. 939 provides a pic as evidence, that would seal the deal!

Madonna or Lady Gaga: Who Do the Gentlemen Prefer? Round 1

Gee Why — Fri, 28 May 2010 02:00:29 +0000

Remember back to Pulpconnection’s un-serious marketing comparison of Shaq vs Kobe? It’s time for another series. This time it’s Madonna versus Lady Gaga!

To lead off this debate, Pulpconnection wonders who do the gentlemen prefer? The obvious scientific method is to seek out the advice of Hawaii’s premier gentlemen’s club, Club 939. What say ye, 939?

Club 939 has spoken by hosting a Lady Gaga Edition coming up Sunday, May 30. Round 1 goes Gaga!

Did You Get Your Club 939 2010 Calendar Yet?

Gee Why — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 15:00:37 +0000

Why not?Â Here’s a sample from the popular selling calendar.

New Year, Need a New Calendar?

Gee Why — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 17:45:32 +0000

2010 is officially here, and to celebrate the new year, you need a new calendar. The calendar, of course, comes from Hawaii’s premier gentlemen’s club, Club 939.

And the club has a new shirt design for this year. Here are teasers of the calendar and shirt.

Calendars are available at 939 Keeaumoku Street for only $10.

Club 939 Food Drive

Gee Why — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 00:37:32 +0000

Club 939 and the Institute for Human Services (IHS) are partnering up this Thanksgiving for a food drive to feed those in need. From November 23-25, bring two non-perishable food items to the club and get in for free.

Strategic Happy Hour

Gee Why — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 15:27:37 +0000

For guys looking for the perfect weekday happy hour, Club 939 and La Isla Burrito have a strategy for you. Starting on October 1 from 5 to 8pm, Club 939 is offering no cover charge, $2 bottled beers, half off other drinks, and a free mexican buffet from La Isla Burrito.

Click on the flyers below to enlarge.

What’s Starbucks Up To?

Gee Why — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 15:06:47 +0000

Hey what’s Starbucks up to opening stores under a different name? The 15th Avenue Coffee and Tea? The Big Coffee? What’s up with that?

For Hawaii, can we expect a Coffee 939 as the day business model for Club 939?

It’s Bastille Day!

Gee Why — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 10:16:58 +0000

Do you know where your birthday boy is at?

It’s Time to (Pajama) Jam!

Gee Why — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 09:13:31 +0000

Remember Sweet Sensation, one of those hot ladies from the 80’s singing groups? Remember their hit Take It While It’s Hot that starts off with “It’s time to jam.” Consider that a poor lead in to Club 939’s Pajama Jam happening tonight.

Go to Club 939 dressed in your sexiest sleepwear and take it while it’s hot. And if all worked out, you’ll see Mr. 939 adorned with Disney character bunny slippers.

Inside Club 939: Go Go Dancers?

Gee Why — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 02:15:39 +0000

So you thought the Inside 939 question and answer sessions were done? Not quite. Here’s a question that came in via Twitter asking about the salaries of go-go dancers. Just for some background, but Club 939 at times has changed their venue into a night club.

I want to know how much go-go dancers get paid. I’m seriously in the wrong profession. Heh.

The response:

Easy answer is… Depends. There seems to be two tiers of Gogo dancers. If they are ‘established’ then they usually won’t dance for less than $100-150. Established means they have been dancing at big clubs (pipeline, level 4, w, etc) as house gogos, ie every week.

The second tier is girls who are newer and unproven and will dance for $50-$100. Usually younger.

The established gogos do a much better job of promoting their events and actually have a fan base. So some promoters prefer these girls.

Other promoters will use cheaper girls because the promoters can’t get the established girls or can’t afford them.

If u need to get in touch with any gogos let me know- I know pretty much all of them.

Case closed.

Possible Day Biz Model for Club 939

Gee Why — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 00:16:10 +0000

So Hawaii’s hottest gentlemen’s club, Club 939, is a place for nocturnals. But what about the daylight hours? Isn’t there a whole business opportunity being missed when the sun is out? Consider this daytime business model – a scantily clad coffee shop!

Despite the economic recession, this market has been quite successful in the Southern California region. That is young, clothes-challenged women serving up coffee and non-alcoholic slushees to primarily male patrons.

Just think of it, a Mr. Coffee (or even a $11,000 Starbucks Clover system), the same talented employees, and the Club 939 CafÃ© is now open for business!

Looking at Pulpconnection Stats

Gee Why — Sat, 02 May 2009 08:43:10 +0000

I haven’t been really looking at web stats for Pulpconnection for some time. Visits haven’t been the same since the move to WordPress. Couple the move with less and inconsistent blog posting, and the stats ain’t going to look pretty.

For the month of April 2009, here is the top content:

Top traffic sources:

Google
Google images
cakecentral.com
sitemeter.com
Yahoo
MSN Live
Facebook
Ginx
MSN
Twitter

Wow, I don’t know if I like the message looking at the top content – a few Twilight things, a few LOST items, controversial ads from Abercrombie & Fitch, and Club 939?!

Looking at the traffic sources demonstrates the changes of social networking. Facebook, Twitter, and Ginx are now valid sources of traffic, albeit small compared to the search engines.

Gotta keep plugging away and see how things go.

Do You Twuat?

Gee Why — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 15:03:43 +0000

Is there a term for the act of domain/cyber squatting Twittter account names? No? I then suggest the term “twuat” for the act of registering Twitter accounts of popular names or words.

What’s the purpose of twuating? Not really sure, but it could just be to reserve your namespace in the popularly growing Twitter. Or if you’re nefarious, it could be to hold a Twitter name hostage for sale to the highest bidder.

Whatever the case may be, I’ve been twuating to reserve names just in case I need to use them for their rightful businesses. Twitter names like @club939…

Update:Â Woo hoo!Â UrbanDictionary.com approved my definition of twuat and will publish it in a few days.Â Keep an eye out for twuat.