grooming

Gillette.com has an interesting and humorous take at body shaving. Here are some of the sayings:

• If your grass is patchy, mow the lawn. (Head)
• A sweater should be bought not grown. (Chest)
• Wall to wall carpet is okay, shoulder to shoulder isn’t. (Back)
• An empty stable smells better than a full one. (Armpits)
• Trees look taller when there’s no underbrush. (Groin)

Thanks to @abaggy for the lead.