So if you want to ship “Bot Protection” for online shopping, it’ll cost you $999,999,999.00 Makes that $200 pair of sneakers seem like nothing!
Archive | Pulp
Bounce Back
Watched Randall Park and Ali Wong in Netflix’s Always Be My Maybe and now Hello Peril’s song, Tennis Ball (aka Bounce Back), is stuck in my head. Bounce back!
Transformers and Ghostbusters
Combine “Who you gonna call?” and “Autobots, roll out!” to get this collaboration. Yes, $150 for this toy on the NTWRK app, but it already sold out.
Warning: May Contain Adult Content
That’s right. According to Tumblr’s Community Guidelines, some of my posts may contain “adult content” and is therefore blocked. Oddly, these posts are simply cross posts from Instagram. So watch the video below depicting potential adult content. I guess that Bruce Lee figurine is a little too correct and those Nike Manoa boots are too […]
Donut Denied
Let’s just say this day has been a rough one. All in all, it’s just another Saturday but from a copping kicks standpoint, I got donuts. Nada. Zilch. So what better way to commemorate this than by eating some donuts. But you know what kind of day this has been right? Of course, there were […]
Shipping Is How Much?!?
Living in Hawaii, you have to accept a few things. One of these is the higher cost of shipping items to the aina. Take, for example, this Funko Pop of his Airness, Michael Jordan. Although now reduced in price from $12.50 to $9.00, the shipping cost is truly cost prohibitive. Yes, you’re seeing that right. […]
I Wasn’t the One, Overshoe Edition
I also was not the one who supposedly got the last size 9 of the Nike + Tom Sachs Mars Yard (Overshoe) High Tops from Mr. Porter.
I Wasn’t the One
Nope, I wasn’t the one who supposedly got the last one of these Funko Pop Michael Jordans with free shipping from Fanatics.com.
Captchas Confuse Me
Captchas are supposed to help distinguish people from software bots by asking visual questions that only real humans can supposedly answer. But this one stumped me. Do you see any motorcycles in the above image? I guess you should call me Mr. Roboto.
Post Post Bonkers Bonkery
If you missed the Nike SB Dog Walker release on Bonkers yesterday, go back and take a look what’s there today. Just don’t actually make a purchase otherwise it seems like you’ll actually get a pair of old socks!
Post Bonkers Recovery
The only way to recover from repeatedly striking out at Bonkers (on Saturday) is to drink the new Orange Vanilla Coke. Getting that Nike SB Dunk Walk the Dog shoe was harder than I would have thought, and no, I could not get them.
Honoring the End of A Song of Ice and Fire
So my household is paying tribute to the end of The Game of Thrones, a Song of Ice and Fire, and I mean that literally. Before the last season of GoT airs, my home has no ice or fire. My ice maker isn’t working and now the pilot light in my water heater is out. […]