I know all those items are out of stock, but that checkout queue is/was seriously busted.

But…

If you try to buy other pre-order items, Hawaii residents will most likely get this warning.

In that particular cart, I had shorts. But if you buy a single tee (or a cap), it does ship to Hawaii using USPS at $5.90. However, if you only want these lighter-weight items, then buy them individual up to $40 in total shipping because if you have two tees in cart (for example), shipping changes to UPS at $40.

So you could buy six individual light items can still be below the multicart checkout shipping rate.

Now the big question is – if a Hawaii resident wins the Travis Fragment AJ1 Low, will these heavy items ship to Hawaii?

Please stop trolling Hawaii residents, Mr. Scott.

Yes, that’s a typical chocolate muffin from Costco, and it weighs in at roughly 689 Calories. Now according to the McD app, this is the Calorie count for a default Travis Scott meal.

Featuring a quarter pounder with added bacon, medium fries, and a medium sprite, the meal tops out at 1280 Calories. So no, in this case, the Costco muffin is NOT better than the Travis Scott meal.

But compared to a lone Big Mac, an entire Costco muffin is mightier.

Will that $7 price tag deter you from that 1150-calorie meal?

And, there will be merch releasing on travisscott.com as well…

However, as part of the collaboration, McDonald’s workers will also receive custom T-shirts made by Scott’s label Cactus Jack.

• Quarter Pounder with bacon and lettuce added
• Sprite
• Side of fries
• BBQ dipping sauce

Starting this Tuesday, September 8, you too can experience Travis’ faves at McD. For one month, this $6 collab is gonna clog the drive thru lines and your arteries.

CACTUS JACK FOR MCDONALD’S https://t.co/48HdxmgwO4 pic.twitter.com/ke0a7U9g4n

— TRAVIS SCOTT (@trvisXX) September 3, 2020

Raging with the flaming microphone was the best move. And oh, happy birthday Mr. Scott!

Still not enough? Well, if your dad cooks the kicks and cops the heat then he must have shoes to flex. So of course, the jeans need to represent the ‘fit, and Hollister has just the right jeans to gift – the Epic Flex Dad Jean. I kid you not.

With these, your dad can definitely flex the Kyrie 6 Unite the World. But to up the epic-ness, these jeans would pair better with the Travis Scott Air Force 1 releasing on November 16, 2019. On that morning, you gotta hope you see one of these on your SNKRS app.

Then those Epic Flex jeans would live up to its name.

But…

Travis’ online store only sold sizes 10.5 and above. What happened to the smaller sizes (which were available on SNKRS)? My theory is that they are being held in reserve for a Houston milestone. As a Houston native, Travis likes to add some hometown significance to his sneaker drops. And since the Houston Astros are now going to the MLB World Series, Houston has another shot at something big. If all goes well for the ‘Stros, the World Series could be over on Saturday, October 26, 2019. So I’d ready that day in case if the Travis Scott Air Jordan 6 shock drop after an Astros sweep. If not, game 5 is on Sunday, Oct 27, game 6 on Tuesday, Oct 29, and game 7 on Wednesday, Oct 30.

I was wrong. Rage still swelled within and released after getting a pair of these Air Jordan 1 mids. Yes, an AJ mid and in women’s sizing. But the Travis Scott-like tones drew me in, and my final rage cop was complete.

For the record, this shoe is BQ6472-030 in Black/Trooper-Sequoia and was purchased from Oneness.

Will Travis Scott’s online store restock with Air Jordan 6s? Size 10.5 is a little too big, but I’d make it work. Did you manage to snag a pair?

This Starbucks Nitro with Pumpkin foam was my first rage cop.

While this Nitro helped overcome the 4am wakeup call for the TS6 SNKRS draw, it wasn’t enough. So rage cop number two is a (discounted) three-year subscription to Disney’s new streaming service.

To ease the L, I treated myself to these limited time Hostess snacks.

The Orange Creme Pop Twinkies don’t quite taste like a creamsicle and the orange filling is almost neon in color. The Mermaid Cupcakes aren’t bad with cruchy bits on the frosting top.

You do see a pattern, right?

Still though, I wouldn’t mind the AJ1 version, either high or low tops.

I think this was triggered when I switched my phone from wifi to LTE. I think Nike really clamped down for this release and any change or any out of the ordinary activities triggered a ban. After I changed my phone back to wifi, I could access SNKRS but the damage was already done. SOLD OUT.

So after that, I put this on and went for a run.

I will not be getting any Jordan 1 collaboration with Travis Scott.

To commemorate being 28 years old, good old TS let go a few more pairs of his Cactus Jack Air Jordan 1. I thought I had a chance but no, that top tier stuff still eludes me. I was in queue to checkout for so long but now that I think about it, I should have used several browsers to increase my odds. That’s my bad, and my bad looks like this.

I didn’t realize this was my third strikeout on the Cactus Jack Jordans. There was the initial drop then the Grammy drop, now this birthday surprise. There’s one opportunity left on May 11 and even though there are a lot of retailers, those familiar names didn’t work out with the FOGs.

I was unsuccessful using Nike SNKRS as well.

But that would be cliche. Fast forward to today, a Sunday night when Travis Scott performed at the Grammys. Nike did their thing and shook it up with a late night shock drop. Even during this off-peak time, this limited release went fast. I managed to get in the virtual line but did not get the hoped for “Got’em” message.

Although I wasn’t successful, I gotta admire the Swoosh for doing something different, keeping it fresh. Now, I just gotta hope for better luck whenever the bigger release happens.