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Watch Out Cougar Alert! ROWR!
A cougar was sighted at Walmart. Young males, you’ve been warned!
ROWR!
Learning Scissors Skills with the Alien Ninja
Oh that Alien Ninja. Not only is he a galactic mystery, but he is the friend of children of earth. Just look, he has stickers available of himself and Robot San.
Print these out and kids can also practice their scissor cutting skills with them!
Or is this a method of honing future ninja skills?
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Spam Makes You Throw Your Pans in the Ayer
Check out this parody by local boy Tadasauce.
His spoof of Hey There Delilah is gutsy in an R-rated, guy’s point of view. You’ve been warned!
Be Like Barack Vacation Tours
Now that Barack Obama has left the Aloha State, how about starting up some vacation packages modeled after Barack’s stay? If I were a local tour guide, I’d do something like this…
Day 1. Pick up visitors from the airport then cart them off to Keehi Lagoon Beach Park. Allow visitors to make impromptu speeches and record as video podcasts. Give to visitors as a remembrance of their Be Like Barack trip.
Day 2. Wake up the guests early and drag them to Kailua beach. After lunch, head over to Olomana for a round of golf. Finish off the day by filling up Alan Wong’s for dinner. I’d highly recommend the li hing tomato cucumber salad.
Day 3. Get temporary membership to 24 Hour Fitness for a morning workout then afterwards drive around the island going through the Waiahole valley along with a make shift caravan simulating a secret service escort.
Day 4. Go be like everyone else and watch an overpriced movie in the Ward area. Then take the guests down the street to Ala Moana for dinner at Mariposa in Neiman Marcus.
Day 5. Head to the hardcourt for some pickup hoops. Hmmm, maybe not at Punahou though. Get burgers and fries from Kua ‘Aina at Ward then have a group picnic at Magic Island. Make sure everyone cleans up and picks up their trash. Later that night, have a swanky dinner at The Kahala Resort.
Day 6. Golf a challenging round at Luana Hills, visit Punchbowl, then delight in shave ice (but not from Island Snow, probably Tat’s).
Day 7. Swim with the fish at Hanauma. Give all visitors Macy’s shopping bags to hold their beach stuff. Stop by the blowhole before bodysurfing at Sandy’s. In the afternoon, visit the Arizona Memorial.
Day 8. Vacation package is done. Get some tall local guys to send off visitors at the airport.
Not a bad vacation package, no?
Admiral Ackbar Makes a Good Mascot
Good ole Admiral Ackbar from the Star Wars saga. I think we should use him as a logo/icon for a work project. He’s a perfect fit!
Hey look, you can make a Nintendo Wii character that looks like Ackbar.
No Obama Sighting Around Here
Even though Barack Obama is practically a neighbor (yeah right), there’s been no pulpy Obama sighting around here. Then again, I didn’t make it to the beach for an early morning swim. Nor did I play my usual round of afternoon golf. And darn, Alan Wong’s was completely booked for dinner tonight.
Maybe I’ll go for some shave ice tomorrow…
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Where Should Barack Get His Shave Ice Fix?
So Barack Obama is in his hometown and has a hankering for some Zippy’s and shave ice. Where should he go to get his shave ice fix?
Since he’s vacationing on the Windward side, the Obama entourage should go to the mobile Tat’s Shave Ice served from that colorful van. Some of the best local style shave ice around!
Chopin with an Orange
The Olympic piano player, Lang Lang, has some of his work online at YouTube. Here he is using an orange to play Chopin.
Crazy skills!
More Alien Ninja Activity
There’s some activity over on alienninja.tv and alienninja.net. The Ninja now has a logo and a theme song, and there’s a new Behind the Ninja video. The cast and crew are also identified.
Hmm, no extras are listed yet…
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