Pulp

August 25 2005

New Club 939 Ad

Now that the 939 Grand Opening is done, this new ad is circulating in the local Star Bulletin. Just in time for football season.

August 23 2005

Everyone had a good time seeing Kim before she flies back to the Bay Area. Thanks to 939 for the reserved table, comp’ed drinks, and behind-the-scenes view of your operation. Make sure you buy baby wipes for your dancers and lay down the law-no, you can’t leave early. Highlight of 939 – the dancer with the high flying pole routine who was joined by an enthusiastic coworker. Random thoughts on this act:

Kim– “She must be a trained dancer, maybe at Juilliards?“
Mish– “I gotta tell my coworkers about this!“
Alli– “I can’t look! Okay, maybe just a little… Dane, stop staring. Wait, now I’m staring.“
Shan– “Yeah, yeah, what an amateur move, I can do that easy… and still run 10 miles.“

If you got something to say then comment away. Oh yeah, if you can’t find the daytime pics of 939, then look here.

August 21 2005

Monday Meat Up @939

Gee Why Pulp club 939, hawaii

Kim will only be here for a few more days on her yearly fly by. She’s going out with a bang starting with dinner at Side Street then a quick jaunt to Club 939 to check out the (perfectly legal) action. Anyone else want to meat meet up @939??

August 19 2005

Club 939 Models: Heidi

Gee Why Passion, Pulp club 939, hawaii

Club 939 has a new ad featuring Heidi in today’s Honolulu Advertiser. Grand opening is still rockin’. Check out 939 at 939 Keeaumoku.

I’ll try to get a picture up. (Hint, hint, 939 owner)

Update: Without further ado… Heidi. Is she local? Comment away.

August 16 2005

Asparagus Makes Your Pee Smell Awesome!

Gee Why Life, Pulp food, humor

Dang Wayne! Ever since he brought up the fact that asparagus makes your pee smell, I notice it. I guess it’s a widely known phenomenon since this site offers merchandise with the motto “Asparagus Makes Your Pee Smell Awesome!”

I almost knocked myself out after having the asparagus appetizer at Morton’s Steak House.

August 16 2005

Stampede for Used iBooks

Gee Why Pulp apple, ibook, mac

CNN is carrying a story about folks stampeding to get their hands on used iBooks for $50. These 4-year old laptops were used in the Henrico County School district in Virginia and are being phased out. Fights ensued, a lady pee-ed on herself, and a dude used a folding chair to beat back those who tried to cut in line. Then all the Hulkamanics rose up and… oh wait, wrong venue.

Would this happen if the laptops were Dells?

Update: Videos of the stampede are available here. A slideshow of photos is here.

Update x2: Hey, is that X to the Z, Xzibit of MTV’s Pimp My Ride fame, in the white jersey scrambling for an iBook?

Update x3: Some entrepreneurs are cashing in on this event with this t-shirt.

August 11 2005

Models in Club 939 Ads

Gee Why Pulp club 939, hawaii

It was recently pointed out that the model used in Club 939’s newspaper advertisements is not your typical local girl. If the club is now under local management, why isn’t a “local” model pictured in the ad?

Anyone want to be the local face of 939? Call 808-952-9300 to apply. Alli? Shannon?

Update: Local management has heard the complaints from the blogsphere and is responding with a new ad featuring local girl Apple. Check out Amateur Night on Mondays @939.

Update x2: The new 939 ad with Apple has been posted! Comment away!

August 7 2005