Hostess’ Last Stand

I have seen with my very own eyes a lost American icony. Yes, I am talking about Hostess-made treats, specifically Hostess Cupcakes, unopened, in mint condition, with the expiration date good until mid-February. I have not seen Hostess treats in a big box since the days of plenty.

Where was this rarity discovered? In Guam. And brought back to the Hawaiian Islands unscathed. Miraculous!