Medical Notes
Some medical notes to record for posterity.
- Valium is some good stuff. You can’t give a damn even if you tried once you pop one of these.
- A bee sting? More like a bunch of stings. And was that a dremel? Sure sounded like one, but forgot to ask.
- An iPod is your friend. Listening to music is a good way to pass the time.
- Who knew ice was that effective? But even more effective is Tylenol with codeine. That’s also some good stuff.
- Cephalexin is stinky, really stinky and like asparagus, affects your body. Makes me gassy, stinky gassy.
- Aches go away fairly quick but gravity is a somber reminder of the situation.
- Magazines, books, an iPhone (maybe an iPad), movies, and blogging are all good ways for the rest and recovery time. In the end, it’s all worth it. 🙂
April 23, 2010 @ 7:43 am
What's going on? What kind of surgery did you have?
April 23, 2010 @ 3:59 pm
Nothing serious, just the um, boy kind so there are no more boys 😉
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January 7, 2011 @ 2:52 am
OMG! I just saw the comments on this. My doc is so pro-guy fix she just tells the SOs like it is. From the sound of your medical notes, I’m not so sure MSO can handle.
January 7, 2011 @ 7:47 am
Can! Just don’t mention the obligatory manscaping that’s needed beforehand. Just tell him you’ll give him extra lovin’ afterwards.
January 7, 2011 @ 6:31 pm
Harhar
January 7, 2011 @ 10:39 pm
Think of it as a win-win situation!