Dancing with the Stars Is Reloaded

August 17 is here and that means the Season 9 cast of Dancing with the Stars is restocked, reloaded, and ready to rumba. Who’s going up against Carrie Ann, Bruno, Len, and the whims of the public?

1. Melissa Joan Hart – actress and a teenage witch
2. Kelly Osbourne – daughter of Ozzy
3. Mya – Ghetto Superstar who’s Fallen
4. Macy Gray – singer with a ton of hair
5. Ashley Hamilton – a he, not a she, and was married to Shannen Doherty (who I’d rather see on this show)
6. Aaron Carter – boy band member trying to make it as an adult
7. Donny Osmond – more disruptive drama from the Osmond family
8. Debi Mazar – from Entourage, the cable show, not the Microsoft email application for the Mac



9. Mark Dacascos – is he Asian? He’s born in Hawaii though.
10. Tom DeLay – politician indicted for finance violations
11. Kathy Ireland – supermodel and kicker in Necessary Roughness
12. Joanna Krupa – sexiest model of the world, nuff said
13. Louie Vito – professional snowboarder
14. Natalie Coughlin – Olympic swimmer
15. Michael Irvin – Hall of Famer from the Dallas Cowboys
16. Chuck Liddell – The Iceman from the Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) who better nail the aggressive paso doble

My random pick to succeed is Mya who might still have a following and some dancing skills.