Air Jordan X Blowout
Aw man, this is not how you want to see Air Jordans perform.
But getting an apology from His Airness is pretty cool.
Aw man, this is not how you want to see Air Jordans perform.
But getting an apology from His Airness is pretty cool.
Oh snap, the Huffington Post has just outdone me with today’s article 27 Words To Learn Before You Visit Hawaii. My popular Pulpconnection post only features 21 Slang Words You Should Know Before Visiting Hawaii. Oh wait, I can’t count it seems. I have Parts 1 and 2 of the series with a total of 24 words, but still I’m three short!
Let’s quickly compare our lists of words you need to know before visiting Hawaii. Here’s HuffPo’s 27 words with Pulpconnection matches bolded:
So we have eight matches of our respective lists. My other local phrase contenders are:
Of course, I’m preferential to my Pulpconnection lists, but it’s all good or is it “it’s all pono.” 😉
Mo bettah, I stay go make Part 3 of da kine list wit dese ones:
The belt of your Horizon treadmill like the GS1050T model, then this silicon lube is for you.
Game of Thrones Season 4 is coming up in April. Although it’s technically the fourth season of the series, the storyline continues from the latter half of Book 3, A Storm of Swords. If you want to jump forward and see what lies ahead in Westeros, there’s Book 4, A Feast for Crows
So Hawaii News Now is working on a story about fence that splits Kamehameha Highway in Pearl City. You know the one. It was decorated in March 2011 but then it wasn’t in November 2012. Now, in 2014, the entire fence line is coming down for rail construction.
What was the impetus for the fence to begin with? To prevent pedestrians from perilously crossing anywhere along the multi-lane roadway? To minimize the headlights of opposing traffic? I’m not sure. But I can understand the need if there was a long history of accidents, deaths, and other mishaps that a simple fence would alleviate. I just don’t know the background.
Why the decorative fence? I admit that at first glance I thought the fence was tacky. Maybe if the pattern was the same throughout then it wouldn’t seem like it was trying to be “artistic.” On the other hand, a plain chain link fence would probably look worse, annoying the community. Go fancier with tiles, vinyl, or a rock wall, and costs would probably be too exorbitant. So this decorated fence was probably a livable compromise. With the rail construction going on, the “fence” now looks like this which is ultimately worse.

Those are my thoughts on this fence. What do you think?
Late night host Jimmy Fallon, Travoltified as “Joey Wailson,” along with The Roots aka “Theo Roberts” join the wickedly-talented Adele Dazeem singing Let It Go.. along with kids classroom instruments.
Forget finding cronuts in Hawaii, you can sit at home and get them mailed to you. Okay, so not the cronut, but a Croissonut from Williams-Sonoma.
A box of 18 for $40, shipped frozen. Make sure you have a Dutch oven and either soy or sunflower oil, and follow all the directions:
In a Dutch oven over medium heat, pour in either soy or sunflower oil to a depth of 3 inches and heat to 360° to 370°F on a deep-frying thermometer. Gently place croissonuts in oil and fry for 30 to 45 seconds on each side until golden brown. Using a slotted spoon or wire skimmer, transfer to a paper towel-lined baking sheet.

Open this week is Z’s Bakery & Deli in the former Great Harvest Bakery location in Enchanted Lakes. When I visited, the bakery stuff was there, didn’t see any deli goods, but in their first week of business, things were still settling down. For now, cash only.

Z’s has some fancy packaging for their baked goods, a little too fancy though. I’m thinking these won’t last long, replaced by something cheaper.

The baked goods looked kinda pale, needing some color. The apple muffin was really good with apple strewn inside the middle. The scone was okay. I thought the cream cheese-infused scones of Great Harvest was tastier. They had a few more items to pick from, but I’d go with the apple muffin.

The recent JetPack version 2.9 includes a new Related Posts feature comparably seen on many, many sites. Just for comparison sakes, I have three different related posts engines running right now on Pulpconnection:
I don’t intend to keep all three running, but I want to see the differences in suggested posts.
JetPack’s offering is pretty basic right now. You cannot customize its heading of “Related.” You can show the heading or not show it. Changing the number of related posts it displays requires a bit of effort. And you can display an image with each related post or not. That’s it.
Outbrain is a third party service used by several commercial sites. With Outbrain, you have a few more customization options including displaying text or images, the number of recommended posts, and the source of recommended posts.
Lastly, Similar Posts is a WordPress plugin that, you guessed it, shows similar posts. While purely textual, Similar Posts offers the most options including tuning how matches are made. However, this plugin hasn’t seen active development for some time. It still works with modern versions of WP, and I think offers the best results of similar posts.
Here’s a quick look at all three in action for a random post, Almost Peet’s Coffee Kailua. There’s hardly any text for this post, one image, the tags of coffee, hawaii, kailua, peets, windward, and two categories of life and addiction.

Similar Posts and JetPack have very similar recommendations with Similar Posts showing a more relevant “Coffee in Kailua” over “Crepes in Kailua.” I’m not sure where Outbrain is going with recommendations relating to Club 939 and less parking at Ala Moana.
Here is another example from the popular post, 21 Slang Words You Should Know Before Visiting Hawaii (Part 1).

Again, Similar Posts and JetPack overlap their similarities and rightfully link to Part 2 of the slang list. Outbrain goes on another tangent, suggesting pre-ordering Frozen, a virtual browser, a Buttnut, and another Club 939 post. What’s with Outbrain and Club 939?! Outbrain does say that it provides smarter engagement catering to the audience, so who knows? Maybe pulpy readers are more enthralled with Club 939 and Buttnut donuts.
Anyways, I’ll eventually pick one (or two) of these similar posts providers for the discovery of additional pulpy content. Which one I’m not sure about, but it is funny to see the comparisons.
I attended my first SharePoint Saturday event, and only in Honolulu, Hawaii can a Saturday event be held on a Friday. What did I learn from this event? Five things.
Who is Dux Raymond Sy? That name hits you first – Dux? I had seen that name at Barnes & Nobles on the book SharePoint 2010 for Project Management. At first glance, I thought he was Chinese, but then Dux says he’s from the deep south, Manila. Hmmm, but then he references the Korean pop star PSY. In any case, he’s all Asian.
Then @meetdux starts playing his list of songs – electronic, techno, and dance remixes. Once the music pumps the audience and himself up, Dux goes to work, ripping into his keynote “How to Inspire, Transform, and Drive Purposeful Collaboration.” #ShiftHappens he yells but alas, he didn’t break into a rap. Wait, this keynote and event was about Microsoft SharePoint? It didn’t matter to Dux as he started the revolution for purposeful collaboration and enterprise social. You feeling the love, y’all?


Getting social into the enterprise doesn’t mean bringing in Twitter, Facebook, or Yammer. It’s all about the business and using social in the enterprise to address the business needs. That last part is all the difference.

On the topic of social (not enterprise social), there wasn’t much social traffic on #SPSHNL, the Twitter hashtag for the event.
Granted, attendees were recommended to join the Yammer channel for this event so maybe that’s where the social happened?
In more than one breakout session, I heard the tenet of maximizing the out-of-the-box features of SharePoint first and foremost. If you can’t make it work with SharePoint’s built-in features, look for third party solutions then lastly custom develop a solution. The main reason for this rationale is cost and sustainability of SharePoint. Custom solutions cost more upfront and to maintain over the long haul. So the push is to learn SharePoint and its feature set and frame your solutions knowing SharePoint’s full potential (SharePoint Designer included).
Okay, I won’t say SharePoint sucks, but it’s kinda funny (bordering on tragically funny) sitting among other SharePoint users, managers, and admins who share similar stories and experiences about how SharePoint sucks isn’t ideal. I don’t know how to explain it, but it felt like I was in a SharePoint support group airing out issues, trying to cope, and not feeling isolated.
So maybe SharePoint is just okay, not delighting or enchanting, with some esoteric features, but you’re not alone if you think so. And there are prizes. Winning makes everything okay.

Thanks Hawaii SharePoint User Group for hosting this event and please bring back Dux for more events.
Bonus. Here’s a sixth thing I learned from SharePoint Saturday Honolulu. I learned how to describe this shape in words without using the terms square, triangle, or diamond.


While I never had looked into this, it should have been obvious. Whenever Nike (or any retailer) releases a new popular shoe, it sells out in seconds. It’s crazy trying to get a pair online. Why is this so? Bots, of course.
Via software shenanigans, these bots scour the online site, snatching up all the good stuff as they’re released. Spending a few hundred for this bot software to get high demand kicks for your personal collection or for resale? I can understand the appeal, but still, that’s an unfair advantage. Just be warned that all bots are not equal.
So Nike is attempting to remove this advantage with the implementation of access codes. Not sure how or when these codes kick in, but obtaining an access code does not ensure you have a pair, just the ability to order the shoes.
Here is Nike’s official policy of the Access Codes.
I admit I’m stumped. I cannot identify these Nike shoes I found at Ross Pearlridge. They’re some kind of cross trainer featuring a Free sole. The laces are off-centered like the Nike Air Max Shake Ndestrukt worn by Dennis Rodman. The triangular pattern reminds me of shark teeth.



As the case with Nikes at Ross, they could be an import from Asia. Good thing never have my size.