Juxtaposing Victoria’s Secret and Ho’s
Juxtaposing Victoria’s Secret and ho’s gives you this!
What were you expecting? Ho, ho, ho, Merry Christmas!
Pulp
Unfortunate Online Name: Amy’s Haven
While driving along South Beretania, you might notice a business called Amy’s Haven. Unfortunately, this legit business has one of those questionable online domain names. What’s the URL for Amy’s Haven? None other than amyshaven.com.
In any case, amyshaven is on the social media bandwagon with Twitter, Blogger, and Facebook. But what a URL…
When You Need Big Pieces o’ Pus
When aural pleasures won’t do, and you need big pieces o’ octopus, head to Shirokiya. They got you covered with big pieces of octopus.
Why and what for, I don’t know.
Oobis Are Disturbing?
Is it only me that finds the Oobi kids show disturbing? Here’s a clip if you’ve never seen the show (now on Nick Jr.).
See? Disturbing.
10 Best Movies of the Decade, I’ve Seen Half
Entertainment Weekly has their Best of the Decade series going, and here’s their 10 Best Movies of the Decade.
10. Almost Famous
9. Lost in Translation
8. The 40 Year-Old Virgin
7. Children of Men
6. Moulin Rouge
5. WALL-E
4. The Dark Knight
3. Gladiator
2. Brokeback Mountain
1. The Lord of the Rings Trilogy
Out of the top ten, I’ve surprisingly seen half of them (the bolded ones). How about you? And what do you think of this list?
Facebook Funnies
I’ve seen some of these Facebook faux pas before, but they’re still funny! There are a few new ones that made me chuckle a few tears of joy.
Holiday Gift Guide: Gatorade Tiger
Need a gift for a collector? Get your hands on the Gatorade Tiger Focus drink before they run out. Gatorade has announced that they are discontinuing this Tiger Woods’ line so it’s only a matter of time before stores run out.
Once the Focus is unavailable, you’ll have to find another source of theanine. This amino acid is found in the Tiger line and supposedly “may help support and maintain mental acuity and focus.” Doesn’t help with transgressions though.
.It’s How Cold in Wisconsin and Hawaii?
As a comparison of the weather, check out the “tempertures” in Madison, Wisconsin and Honolulu, Hawaii.
Bummers, no June Jones matchup for the Warriors. 🙁
Predicting the Future Is Hard
Just listen to Steve Ballmer’s analysis of the then introduced Apple iPhone in 2007.
Yes, predicting the future is hard.
OVUII Online
The Honolulu Police Department has their wall of shame up for those arrested Operating a Vehicle Under the Influence of an Intoxicant (OVUII). You can see the inaugural offenders here. Do you know any of them?
Oh, and some of the pics are classic. Is Banery doing the shaka in his pic?
Don’t forget that CourtConnect is also available to lookup traffic violations.
The Blessings of Being Taylor Lautner’s Boy Toy
I can’t deny it. I am Taylor Lautner’s boy toy, and I have been blessed. Look at this past week’s search results for Pulpconnection, domination by the New Moon hunk.
- goteamjacob.com 390 times
- taylor lautner 361 times
- taylor lautner underwear 150 times
- apple happy friday 96 times
- taylor lautner steroids 50 times
- taylor lautner in underwear 49 times
- www.goteamjacob.com 32 times
- taylor lautner pictures 31 times
- bella’s lullaby sheet music 25 times
- goteamjacob 25 times
- pictures of taylor lautner 19 times
- hpdirect.com/deals/friendsandfamily/starbucks 18 times
- taylor lautner modeling 17 times
- team jacob underwear 15 times
- teamjacob.com 13 times
- taylor lautner calvin klein 12 times
- taylor lautner abs 12 times
- team jacob.com 12 times
- taylor lautner model 11 times
- taylor lautner photos 10 times
From recent analytics, I knew I <3 Twilight, Jacob and Taylor Lautner, and these latest stats enforce Team Jacob’s fandom. But would I have guessed that pimping out Jacob Black would turn into a blessing?
In December 2008, I made the switch from Google’s Blogger to WordPress, and Pulpconnection visits tanked. Links and URLs broke or changed, ruining Pulpconnection’s standings with search engines. But look what happened in October and November 2009, activity finally caught up with and exceeded averages from one year ago.
That’s the blessing of being Taylor Lautner’s boy toy! So I’d like to say thanks to Taylor, he of the washboard abs.
