Twilight’s Underwear Model Is…
… not Taylor Lautner as I previously postulated. Instead, Kellan Lutz gets the honor of being the newest tighty whitey model for Calvin Klein. Kellan plays big brother Emmett Cullen in Twilight.
Pulp
Holiday Gift Guide: Amish Popcorn
Who knew the Amish made awesome popcorn kernels for popping? Check out this Lady Finger variety
Amish popcorn is sure to be a gift to talk about!
Juxtaposing Victoria’s Secret and Ho’s
Juxtaposing Victoria’s Secret and ho’s gives you this!
What were you expecting? Ho, ho, ho, Merry Christmas!
Unfortunate Online Name: Amy’s Haven
While driving along South Beretania, you might notice a business called Amy’s Haven. Unfortunately, this legit business has one of those questionable online domain names. What’s the URL for Amy’s Haven? None other than amyshaven.com.
In any case, amyshaven is on the social media bandwagon with Twitter, Blogger, and Facebook. But what a URL…
When You Need Big Pieces o’ Pus
When aural pleasures won’t do, and you need big pieces o’ octopus, head to Shirokiya. They got you covered with big pieces of octopus.
Why and what for, I don’t know.
Oobis Are Disturbing?
Is it only me that finds the Oobi kids show disturbing? Here’s a clip if you’ve never seen the show (now on Nick Jr.).
See? Disturbing.
10 Best Movies of the Decade, I’ve Seen Half
Entertainment Weekly has their Best of the Decade series going, and here’s their 10 Best Movies of the Decade.
10. Almost Famous
9. Lost in Translation
8. The 40 Year-Old Virgin
7. Children of Men
6. Moulin Rouge
5. WALL-E
4. The Dark Knight
3. Gladiator
2. Brokeback Mountain
1. The Lord of the Rings Trilogy
Out of the top ten, I’ve surprisingly seen half of them (the bolded ones). How about you? And what do you think of this list?
Facebook Funnies
I’ve seen some of these Facebook faux pas before, but they’re still funny! There are a few new ones that made me chuckle a few tears of joy.
Holiday Gift Guide: Gatorade Tiger
Need a gift for a collector? Get your hands on the Gatorade Tiger Focus drink before they run out. Gatorade has announced that they are discontinuing this Tiger Woods’ line so it’s only a matter of time before stores run out.
Once the Focus is unavailable, you’ll have to find another source of theanine. This amino acid is found in the Tiger line and supposedly “may help support and maintain mental acuity and focus.” Doesn’t help with transgressions though.
.It’s How Cold in Wisconsin and Hawaii?
As a comparison of the weather, check out the “tempertures” in Madison, Wisconsin and Honolulu, Hawaii.
Bummers, no June Jones matchup for the Warriors. 🙁
Predicting the Future Is Hard
Just listen to Steve Ballmer’s analysis of the then introduced Apple iPhone in 2007.
Yes, predicting the future is hard.