The Empty Aisles of Don Quixote
Here’s a panorama of the people-empty aisles of Don Quixote in Kailua.
This was taken last week, and some of the products were cleared out. I’m sure the store is even emptier with its closure slated for this week.
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The Dangers of Hawaii (Five-0)
For those of us living in Hawaii, we know Hawaii is paradise. But for the millions of viewers of the rebooted CBS television series, Hawaii Five-0, they see Hawaii’s dark and violent side necessitating the elite task force known as Five-0.
Season 1: Episode 01: Pilot & Episode 02: Ohana
[Recap 1, 2 | Watch online]
After the first two episodes, the tone of violence in Hawaii is set. Cops, criminals, and even the locals are armed and ready to open fire when the opportunity presents itself. Pow! Pow!
Season 1, Episode 03: Malama Ka Aina
[Recap | Watch online]
Going to a high school football really means you’re going to a gunfight. And better yet, the Chinese Triads and Samoan gangs will be there too.
Season 1, Episode 04: Lanakila
[Recap | Watch online]
You won a trip to Hawaii? Don’t come, you might be kidnapped or murdered by a prison escapee.
Season 1, Episode 05: Nalowale
[Recap | Watch online]
Okay, okay, if you can overlook Glee’s Football Coach and Physical Educator, Ken Tanaka, portraying a Filipino terrorist then you’ll realize that Philippine terrorists operate in Hawaii.
Season 1, Episode 06: Ko’olauloa
[Recap | Watch online]
Surfing is synonymous with Hawaii and its scenic beaches. At the world class Coral Prince surf meet, you’d witness a sniper gun down the millionaire event organizer.
Season 1, Episode 07: Ho’apono
[Recap | Watch online]
The USS Missouri is a recognized Hawaii tourist attraction, and if you brave the Missouri, a Navy SEAL suffering from PTSD might take you hostage.
Season 1, Episode 08: Mana’O
[Recap | Watch online]
A lesson in Hawaiian cooking will teach tourists that a luau’s imu is to cook a police officer.
Season 1, Episode 09: Po’ipu
[Recap | Watch online]
Hmmm, I actually missed this episode featuring a murder and an assassination plot of a visiting international dictator.
Season 1, Episode 10: Heihei
[Recap | Watch online]
Only in Hawaii are triathlon competitions used to cover up jewelry and bank heists.
Season 1, Episode 11: Palekaiko
[Recap | Watch online]
How is this dream honeymoon in Hawaii? The ambiance of Waikiki, kidnapped, spouse is killed, and to top it off, the serial killer travels on cruise ships.
Season 1, Episode 12: Hana ‘a’a Makehewa
[Recap | Watch online]
During the Christmas holidays, you might find your self with a bomb strapped around your neck. Could happen anywhere.
Season 1, Episode 13: Ke Kinohi
[Recap | Watch online]
Yes, Hawaii’s secret is out. We have ninjas. Along with the Chinese Triad, Filipino terrorists, and Samoan gangs, the Japanese Yakuza rounds out Hawaii’s multicultural organized crime.
Season 1, Episode 14: He Kane Hewa’ole
[Recap | Watch online]
The influx of immigrants make our nation great. But for the illegal immigrants, don’t take that job to deliver a box.
Season 1, Episode 15: Kai e’e
[Recap | Watch online]
Hawaii’s renowned tsunami warning system for the entire Pacific? Hacked. But hackers in Hawaii operate out of grass shacks and sailboats.
Tourists, it’s best you be aware of the dangers of Hawaii.
My Radio Lineup
What radio stations do you have pre-set in your car? I’ve mixed mine up just a bit.
93.1 The Zone. This is the “jockless” station for me. While The Zone does have deejays, I don’t know any of them, but I like the station’s balance of music.
93.9 Jamz. Playing ol’ skool music, the revamped 93.9 saw a resurgence and is where I go for my Bobby Brown and Expose fix. The station was truly jockless until recently, and they’re playing shenanigans with the listeners. No commercials means no commercials, but the banter of their deejays still stops the music.
102.7 Da Bomb. The most “progressive pop” station on my radio. Sam and Ryan in the morning have some funnies once in awhile.
Krater 96.3. Yes, I am getting old.
Island 98.5. It broke my heart when the Wake Up Crew was transplanted to 98.5 with its Hawaiian style and reggae music format. But after a year on Island, the Wake Up Crew is back to its old self. This station is programmed on my radio and is the station I prefer to listen to the deejays do their thing.
Star 101.9. Star still occupies the last button on my radio. The music alternative is a good change of pace from the R&B, pop, and easy listening.
Gone from my lineup is Power 104.3. The music didn’t really distinguish itself and neither did the deejays.
Cherry Pumpkin Walnut Pancakes
Sunday morning’s pancake special at Cinnamon’s was “Cherry Pumkin Walnut.”
Cherry and pumpkin (with proper spelling) – an interesting combo. Flavor wasn’t bad and reminded me of Jello for some reason. A short stack was enough of this gooey, nutty goodness. Here’s a picture just as the whipped cream started sliding down the hot mound of pink cakes.
Cleanliness is Next to Godliness
So the saying goes, and it must be why brother man just had to start cleaning his car’s tires in the parking lot of Leeward Bowl.
That or the Leeward bowlers love that sheen of clean tires.
Waiting for This Hawaii Five-O Storyline and Guest
I admit that Hawaii Five-0 is doing a decent job mixing up plots, story lines, and nuances. In this week’s episode, tech-savvy Asian (is that redundant?) Chin Ho Kelly jury rigs a damaged car GPS to extract the dead driver’s destination. I’m waiting for the episode when the stumped Five-0 crew use Foursquare, Gowalla, and Yelp to track a victim’s recent whereabouts.
The episode would include stuff like this… A social media maven’s gone missing but his IRL friend knows Chin from small kid time. He tells Chin about the disappearance, and as a favor, Chin starts to investigate (and brings the other Five-Ohers). Through Foursquare mayorships, Gowalla check-ins, and Yelp reviews, the team is able to piece together the victim’s patterns to focus their search. But, you and I know that none of the Five-0 crew use any of these geolocation services, so they’d need to enlist some help. Enter Ryan Ozawa, aka @hawaii. As an omnipresent online entity, Ryan is, of course, “friends” with the victim and has access to his online profiles. Think of Ryan playing a specialist role akin to Masi Oka (Dr. Max Bergman), and he would be an old classmate of Chin at Kukui High.
I’d dig that episode! And is there any doubt that there would be a tweetup to watch its airing?
If Club 939 Had a Custom Cake…
If Club 939 were to have its own custom cake created, it would have to be based on this one designed by Caked Las Vegas.
There’s even dollar bills on the cake stage, yo!
Sun Powered Take 2
Updated my original Revolusun Sun Powered trailer with more material. Added images of the SunPower iPhone monitoring app, the wall mounted monitoring unit, weather conditions, and the washer and dryer running (and the meter was still running backwards).
PV 2 Sun Powered from Gee Why on Vimeo.
Double Wide in Good Use
Yet again I am wrong. Earlier I questioned the need for two drive thru lanes at the renovated McDonalds in Kaneohe.
This picture only shows a portion of the long lines of cars filling both drive thru lanes.
Blame It on Hawaii Five-0?
Wednesday’s Star Advertiser headline read “Oahu loads up with guns.” It’s got to be because of Hawaii Five-0. Anyone who’s watched this series knows of the dangers of Oahu. You can’t walk on Waikiki Beach without threat of Yakuza gunfire. Go to a high school football game and you might get shot. A luau is where cops are cooked in the imu pit. The submarine Atlantis tour is where you see bodies disposed of in the ocean. And don’t board that cruise ship stopped in Hawaii since there’s a serial killer on-board.
With all this violence, it’s no wonder Oahuans are loading up.
Get Cheap HDMI Cables at Ross
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$9 for a 6-ft name brand cable. While probably not the cheapest for an HDMI cable, you save on shipping and time by buying locally.