Drowning in Ineptness

User: I need help printing.
Me: What’s the matter?

User: I can’t print.
Me: What kind of problems are you having? (trying to find out a little bit more to help troubleshoot)

User: The printer says out and gives me an error, and the other one crinkles the paper.
Me: Okay. Let’s go take a look.

Me (looking at an inkjet printer): How do you turn this on?
User: You just turn it on. (I deserved that one)

Me (pushing the power button): Hmm, it’s not going on.
User (jiggling the power cord): Sometimes I have to jiggle the power cord since it gets loose.

Printer starts printing.

Aaaaaahhhhhh!!! I’m drowning in ineptness! I think the Tabasco Man may have been right when he hinted that private school alumni are cocky.