Local Style Sales Pitch

Was as at Sears Windward Mall earlier today and overheard a “local style” sales pitch.

The local shoe salesman was helping this local lady and explaining the different types of women’s shoes and what comes in wide and what doesn’t. She was looking for a certain size in a certain brand, but together they couldn’t find the right match.

The sales guy goes, “Yeah, they don’t give us stuff when we need’em, and they give us stuff when we no need’em. Dumb haoles.”

That sales pitch must have worked since the lady found a pair of shoes to buy.