Paris Hilton Helping Out Her Slammermates

Angry Asian Girl didn’t like my call for help to assist Britney Spears in naming her upcoming CD, so instead I’ll talk about how Paris Hilton is helping her fellow prisoners. Listening to the radio news this morning, I heard that Paris’ incarceration is having some great effects on her fellow prisoners aka “her biotches.”

Due to the high profile of having Paris in your jail, I guess the microscope of the paparazzi is watching everything. Maybe to hide any overcrowding concerns, several prisoners have been released early. Others still in the slammer with Paris are saying that the quality of meals has since increased.

What’s next? Everyone on good behavior will be given a pet companion in the form of little dogs named Tinkerbell?

So you may not want to help out Britney, but you cannot deny the goodness Paris is bringing to her fellow prisoners.