Is the Tabasco Man Secretly Freaky Deaky?

I’ve had a slight suspicion about this for some time, but now I’m more sure that the Tabasco Man is secretly freaky deaky. What tipped me off to this fact?

Before I start, I must admit that the Tabasco Man is still a cool cat but just freaky. No harm, no foul.

Back to the story… the Tabasco Man was gracious enough to give me a rundown and tour of his new project. One of the first things he points out is his long pole. Yes, the Tabasco Man is now responsible for this huge, erect monstrosity, and it proudly stands there for everyone to see. Then he shows me this tunnel he does his work in. He goes in and out, in and out of that tunnel again and again throughout the entire day. And boy, let me tell you, when the Tabasco Man goes to work, he goes deep. Deep into that tunnel and when he exits, he checks out his long pole.

Now then if his chosen work environment doesn’t scream freaky deaky then I don’t know what would! Tabasco Man, you are busted!