Starbucks Has New Lids
Starbucks finally fixed their problematic lids with the tight orifice. These lids would simply crush the regular straws forcing you to go big, long, and thick.
The new lids have a hexagonal cut instead of being quartered. Now straws have an easier time sliding in and out of this looser lid.
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December 20, 2008 @ 4:59 am
Interesting choice of words, Greg. Almost like you’re trying to give a double meaning. Hmm.
December 20, 2008 @ 7:39 am
Did you find my choice of words titillating? 😉
December 26, 2008 @ 7:26 am
The Management at Club 939 have finally fixed their problematic entertainers with the tight orifice. The entertainers orifie(?plural for orifice) would simply crush their regulars forcing you to go big, long, and thick (hence the many Asian bro’swho frequent this establishment)
The new girls have a hexagonal cu(n)t instead of being quartered. Now customers have an easier time sliding in and out of this looser “lid”