Sparkle Floam Is a Failure

Did your kids get any Sparkle Floam in trick or treat goodie bags?  What a messy failure they are!  So sticky and gooey, they’re a disaster in the making.

Sparkle Floam looks like Styrofoam grains mixed into glittery goo and reminds me of a kid-time novelty.  Remember that tube of goo that came with a small straw?  You’d put a wad of the stuff on the straw and blow greenish, reddish bubbles.  Yeah that stuff.  Smells the same too.  Even with this memory trigger, Sparkle Floam is a failure.