How Far Would Club 939 Go (Hypothetically)?

Of course this is purely hypothetical since Hawaii doesn’t have an NBA team but how far would Club 939 go to entice LeBron James? Would the hottest gentlemen’s club in Hawaii top the offer made by Scores in New York?

If free agent LeBron signs with the Knicks, Scores is promising free access to the club, free meals at its on-site steakhouse, and “other perks.” And don’t forget the huge signing party where the Scores dancers will be decked out in LeBron jerseys.