Can I Have One Strip?

So I was at a Safeway deli, and an employee was there buying lunch. He asked for a chicken strip, a single strip! The strip got weighed, bagged, and paid for and off the employee went after asking for a bunch of condiments and chee-hooing the cheap price of his lunch.

In honor of this employee’s one strip, I present one rib from I’m Gonna Git You Sucka.