Babies in the News
Recently, there’s been lots of talk in the news about babies.
Britney and Kevin are tending to Sean Preston Federline. Nicholas Cage named his newborn super son, Kal-el Coppola Cage. Sex-ty year old Rod Stewart found out he’s going to be a father again. Engaged Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise are expecting a child, who will be born silently following Scientology guidelines.
Oh yeah, John, Shari, and Lauren are expecting an addition to their family. Shari, not a Church of Scientology practitioner, vows to scream and curse at John during the delivery. Congratulations!