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  1. Coyt S.
    December 26, 2008 @ 5:36 pm

    I believe you can “buy” the Ghetto Latte with WIC. The grafiti-laden cup curiously smells of old urine and the swizzle stick is actually a hypodermic needle. You must be warned, however, that drinking this somehow tends to make you chronically late, unable to hold or apply for a job and gravitate towards welfare offices. Damn those wizards at Starbucks. How do they concoct such deliciously evil potions!

  2. Coyt S.
    December 26, 2008 @ 7:36 am

    I believe you can “buy” the Ghetto Latte with WIC. The grafiti-laden cup curiously smells of old urine and the swizzle stick is actually a hypodermic needle. You must be warned, however, that drinking this somehow tends to make you chronically late, unable to hold or apply for a job and gravitate towards welfare offices. Damn those wizards at Starbucks. How do they concoct such deliciously evil potions!

  3. mawt1
    May 31, 2010 @ 7:48 pm

    I work at Starbucks and I don't know what is a Ghetto Latte…

  4. mawt1
    May 31, 2010 @ 7:48 pm

    I work at Starbucks and I don't know what is a Ghetto Latte…

  5. Carol
    December 14, 2010 @ 7:40 pm

    hehe I buy iced dopios and add milk. you can’t ORDER a ghetto latte because they’ll be onto you! and the black eye isn’t supposed to be called out because you hear

    DID SOMEONE ORDER A LARGE BLACK GUY?!?

    • Gee Why
      December 14, 2010 @ 7:46 pm

      But I already told them my name is Snoop. 😉

    • Lisa
      October 26, 2015 @ 6:40 am

      This actually happened at a Starbucks, I guess the barista didn’t get the memo. He repeatedly called out for a “tall black eye” in the window which was then picked up by a “tall black guy”

      • Gee Why
        October 26, 2015 @ 9:41 am

        Love it!

  6. Alismarket
    October 5, 2011 @ 4:58 pm

    Here is an article about the “black eye”. A “Double Black Eye” as I learned to order it is very dangerous to anyone with high blood pressure.  I get mine made with decaf. All the flavor with 1/2 the danger!