Disturbing Mother’s Day Gift from Lonely Island

My dad’s television was on and tuned into HI*Sessions, showcasing local musical talent. I wasn’t really paying attention until I saw this interesting looking group. Is that guy strumming a violin? Is that other dude playing the cello standing up? Wait, is that an accordion? And the guitarist has a snazzy hat! So I asked […]

I must be a closet fan of singer Taylor Swift. Otherwise, I don’t know how to explain this purchase of an autographed copy of the “in the trees” CD. I mean I didn’t even think twice. Autographed, bonus songs, different covers, and supposedly limited supply (even though there’s a limit of 4 CDs per order). […]

That’s right. According to Tumblr’s Community Guidelines, some of my posts may contain “adult content” and is therefore blocked. Oddly, these posts are simply cross posts from Instagram. So watch the video below depicting potential adult content. I guess that Bruce Lee figurine is a little too correct and those Nike Manoa boots are too […]