During these Rona times, this is earth shattering news that everyone must stop to listen to.
BTS, the internationally beloved Korean pop group sponsored by Samsung, tweeted a post from an iPhone, and the internet is losing it
Yes, this is important news.
While doing some online shopping, I’ve been noticing more and more of these styles on display.
Speaking of fashion, does StitchFix change up its design aesthetic and recommendations to its customers based on many working from home? Do they now send you tops that look good on video conference cameras but also pair those tops with sweatpants or other comfortable bottoms?
So that’s that social distancing looks like online.
The sale stops and is put on hold when there’s too many customers in the digital store it seems.
While shopping today, I heard the most logical question that could be the only explanation for this.
These are the empty shelves of Safeway, Longs, and Sam’s Club all bereft of toilet paper. So what’s the question?
Does COVID-19 give you diarrhea?
How else do you explain why everyone is buying up toilet paper in preparation of COVID-19?
Following the passive aggressive flex comes the sheepish flex. So today at work while closing out an issue with a coworker, the Angry Asian Girl walked by trying not to be noticed. Why? Because she was rocking these today!
These being the Nike Air Force 1 07 Limited Edition that’s decorated with Japanese cherry blossoms on the tongue, heel tab, and the insole. If you’re keeping score, that’s two days, two shoes, two flexes.
How’s this for a passive aggressive flex? At work yesterday, I was talking to a coworker when the Angry Asian Girl rounds the corner. After a few short pleasantries, she non-chalantly complains that her shoes are not comfortable. So of course, I look down to her shoes and BLAM! I was blinded by the Diamonds.
The Angry Asian Girl was blinged out with the re-released Nike Diamond Dunks and even had mismatched laces for full effect. And I’ll take her word that the shoes are not that comfortable because that passive aggressie flex was smooth.
Okay, my picture is a little too late, but do you see what’s happening here at Starbucks?
I’ll give you a clue. That cup was about half full a few seconds before the picture was taken.
Still stumped? Here’s another clue.
And here are better pictures of this all-too-real myth.
My first post of 2020 is one of bad news. Nike has a new policy where retailers are no longer allowed to ship Nike products, namely shoes, internationally. These retailers must keep their products local. So you can no longer get Nikes from stores like FootPatrol who does offer world wide shipping.
Bro, what’s up with Costco.com? Big box retailer’s online presence is anything but online. You can view products but try adding anything to your cart. Nothing happens, except for error messages.
After each error, you need to reload the page, possibly losing that next step in the checkout process. I guess Black Friday shopping has really moved online.
Update 10:17am. After one hour of trying, I finally got a successful charge and checkout. I’m done.
See, Star Wars themed items are always popular during the Holidays. Yes, Baby Yoda merch is definitely on its way, and there’s the Igloo collaboration with Star Wars. Let’s go the other way on the temperature spectrum from Hoth to Mustafar with an Instant Pot. But not just any Instant Pot, this Christmas deserves a Star Wars inspired Instant Pot.
This six-quarter R2 can definitely handle the pressure while housing Luke’s whereabouts. Check out more Star Wars x Instant Pot gifts at Williams-Sonoma.
While I personally don’t know enough about the K-pop band BTS, I know their legions of fans aka ARMY (Adorable Representative MC for Youth) are fanatics. So getting a gift for a BTS ARMY member may be a challenge since she probably already has any and all BTS merch. Instead get a head start on the wave and gift a pair of FILA shoes. FILA? Yep, RM, Suga, Jimin, V, Jungkook, J-Hope, and Jin will be repping FILA as the company’s new brand ambassadors.
I know for a fact that you can head to your local Nordstrom Rack and load up on FILAs of a variety of styles. These, of course, are not BTS-branded, but they are FILA on the cheap. Now, I hope this BTS x FILA collaboration will bring new shoe silhouettes, but I can easily see the Disruptor making a huge comeback for the female fans. However, I can’t see the dudes rocking the Disruptors. Rather, I see the male ARMY members paying homage to Grant Hill with the 96.
What gift do you get your kicks-lovin’ dad you ask? How about some jeans? Too boring? Then how about epic jeans?
Still not enough? Well, if your dad cooks the kicks and cops the heat then he must have shoes to flex. So of course, the jeans need to represent the ‘fit, and Hollister has just the right jeans to gift – the Epic Flex Dad Jean. I kid you not.
With these, your dad can definitely flex the Kyrie 6 Unite the World. But to up the epic-ness, these jeans would pair better with the Travis Scott Air Force 1 releasing on November 16, 2019. On that morning, you gotta hope you see one of these on your SNKRS app.
Then those Epic Flex jeans would live up to its name.