Pulp on Pad!
What’s pulp look like on the new iPad? Like this!!
Not mine, but thanks Jason. I gave this pic a standing ovation when I saw it!
Pulp
Quad Trenta Equals Plenta?
Four trenta sized coffee drinks at 30+ ounces each equals the 120-oz Plenta?! What a great Starbucks drink on April 1st.
Learn to Ride a Bike with the Gyrowheel
This is probably more for the science and technology of CCTWT, but have you seen this new Gyrowheel? Instead of training wheels on bicycles, you replace the front wheel with the Gyrowheel to help teach kids how to ride a bike.
The Gyrowheel helps keep the bike balanced and adjusts if it senses a falling motion. Cool, but they don’t make a size for adult sized bikes. LOL!
Casting the Homeless as Pirates?
This is going to sound cruel and mean, but it’s what popped into my head, sorry. The upcoming Pirates of the Caribbean film is casting for pirates that meet this physical description:
authentic-looking scavenger-types 18-60, all ethnicities, especially extreme character types: thin, tall, short, emaciated, odd features, huge nose, eyes, ears, lazy eye, grizzled and wrinkles faces, odd body types, missing limbs, teeth, etc.
Sounds like great job opportunities for some of the Hawaii homeless, right? Come on, admit it. You can picture it can’t you?
Why Is a Lightpost at Sunset a Top Post?
I have no idea why the previous post showing a lightpost at sunset is considered one of my recent top posts by PostRank.
I got no clue but whatevers.
Mashing Up Lady Gaga and Sesame Street
Though Lady Gaga has not officially visited Sesame Street, fans have mashed up Gaga’s Telephone with your favorite Muppets.
Hurry and view before it gets pulled!
Personally Calling Out Google Gigabit
The entire state of Hawaii is campaigning for Google’s Fiber for Communities project with the goal of bringing ultra high speed network access to selected communities. Can you imagine gigabit speeds to your home?
I can’t, and I doubt Google can deliver on this promise. A 100x network speed increase? When donkeys fly! as Flo would say.
Prove me wrong Google and jack Pulp HQ into the matrix. I dare you! I double dare you!! I even triple dare you!!!
Heck, I’ll even throw in my Practical Peripherals PM2400SA modem in exchange.
A Pulpconnection KitKat?
Now look at this! This is a KitKat in the flavors of Pulpconnection if I ever saw one.
Orange, lime, and citrus? Not bad, not bad at all.
Seen at Toys R Us
Besides the midnight release of New Moon, here are a few other goodies I saw at Toys R Us.
How Can You Resist a Jacob Doll
How can any Twihard resist a Team Jacob doll? The makers of the Barbie doll have a special lineup of Twilight characters featuring Jacob Black, Edward Cullen, Bella, Jasper, Alice, and even a sparkly version of Team Edward.