Kicking the Prophylactics
This is genius. Making do with the means at hands for the passion of the game.
Pulp
Tasting the White Out
After doing the Distortion, I sampled the smooth citrus of Mountain Dew White Out.
White Out looks like a cloud and has a familiar taste… I know, it’s like the lemon lime of Sprite! Yup, White Out reminds me of Sprite and is much smoother to drink than the tart Distortion. Oddly enough, the sweet-tasting White Out has 10 less calories than Distortion, packing 280 calories in the 20-oz bottle with an equal amount of 91 mg of caffeine.
So far, Mountain Dew White Out has the nod over Distortion.
The Uncracked Nut
So pure, so pristine is the uncracked nut. And it’s a way for even more nuts with the Everybody’s Nuts Guarantee.
Personally, I can no longer relate to the uncracked nut. 🙂
The Bestest of “Son of a Bitch”
Leave it to Sawyer of LOST to master the art form of “Son of a bitch!” Here are his highlights over the years.
And don’t be alarmed, he says “son of a bitch” quite a few times in the video. 😉
Dew-ing the Distortion
Mountain Dew is at it once again, testing new flavors. Have you seen them? There’s the Typhoon, Distortion, and White Out.
The first Dew I sampled is the radioactive green Distortion. This drink is green, a cosmic glowing green, and is described as “Lime Blasted.” I have to agree with that. The Distortion is limey tart and not any sweeter than normal Mtn Dew.
For me, the tartness makes the Distortion difficult to drink. The smoothness is gone though this might make a great Slurpee syrup. Content-wise, it’s classic Mountain Dew, packing 290 HFCS-filled calories in 20-oz along with 91 mg of caffeine.
I don’t think Distortion will get my Dewmocracy vote, but it does make a catchy Twitter background image.
Wait, Whitney Houston Is an Odd-looking Asian??
Man, oh man, what did Bobby Brown do to Whitney Houston? All them drugs changed her to an odd looking Asian dude!
Starstruck at the Iolani Fair
What can I say? I’m easily impressed or so it seems since I was starstruck at the past weekend’s Iolani Fair. Who’d I see right after entering faux Rome? Twitter-lebrity @farmershawaii. No, he wasn’t peddling Farmers Hawaii gear but was chillaxing with the family.
Even though the food booth lines were crazy long, I waited for a waffle dog and saw High School Basketball Coach of the Year, Dean Shimamoto, working the booth. Even with a championship, Coach showcased his One Team spirit by volunteering.
Aren’t you impressed by the star quality? No? Then how about this one? Guess who took this pic on the trolley ride over to the Fair? 🙂
Cherry on Top Froyo, Why Not?
I was just saying that Hawaii doesn’t have enough froyo spots on this island, and look what we get! Cherry on Top frozen yogurt is coming to Hawaii in the Pearl City area across of Walmart.
Their flavors sound good, and they have to be in order to keep pace in the Froyo Wars. Who’s winning? Yogurtland? Menchies? Orange Tree, no wait, Orange Grove? Milano Freezer? Cerealremix? Oh wait, they don’t serve froyo… yet. 😉
Justin Bieber is Relevant
Maybe Justin Bieber isn’t so bad after all and has relevancy in the current pop scene. His appearance and musical performance on Saturday Night Live didn’t hurt his reputation.
And check his kicks!
Congrats to the iPad Power Family
Talk about lightning striking twice. Congrats to @abaggy and his family for being THE iPad Power Family. Not just one, not two, but three iPads to go around. And two of those were won from online contests. Simply amazing. Wonder what the odds were?
Say No to Cuts
Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox are doing their part to protect the students, teachers, and educational system in California with this message.