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Holiday Gift Guide: Gatorade Tiger

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gatorade-tiger-focusNeed a gift for a collector? Get your hands on the Gatorade Tiger Focus drink before they run out. Gatorade has announced that they are discontinuing this Tiger Woods’ line so it’s only a matter of time before stores run out.

Once the Focus is unavailable, you’ll have to find another source of theanine. This amino acid is found in the Tiger line and supposedly “may help support and maintain mental acuity and focus.” Doesn’t help with transgressions though.

Order your Gatorade Tiger Focus from Amazon.

The Blessings of Being Taylor Lautner’s Boy Toy

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I can’t deny it.  I am Taylor Lautner’s boy toy, and I have been blessed.  Look at this past week’s search results for Pulpconnection, domination by the New Moon hunk.

  1. goteamjacob.com 390 times
  2. taylor lautner 361 times
  3. taylor lautner underwear 150 times
  4. apple happy friday 96 times
  5. taylor lautner steroids 50 times
  6. taylor lautner in underwear 49 times
  7. www.goteamjacob.com 32 times
  8. taylor lautner pictures 31 times
  9. bella’s lullaby sheet music 25 times
  10. goteamjacob 25 times
  11. pictures of taylor lautner 19 times
  12. hpdirect.com/deals/friendsandfamily/starbucks 18 times
  13. taylor lautner modeling 17 times
  14. team jacob underwear 15 times
  15. teamjacob.com 13 times
  16. taylor lautner calvin klein 12 times
  17. taylor lautner abs 12 times
  18. team jacob.com 12 times
  19. taylor lautner model 11 times
  20. taylor lautner photos 10 times

From recent analytics, I knew I <3 Twilight, Jacob and Taylor Lautner, and these latest stats enforce Team Jacob’s fandom.  But would I have guessed that pimping out Jacob Black would turn into a blessing?

In December 2008, I made the switch from Google’s Blogger to WordPress, and Pulpconnection visits tanked.  Links and URLs broke or changed, ruining Pulpconnection’s standings with search engines.  But look what happened in October and November 2009, activity finally caught up with and exceeded averages from one year ago.

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That’s the blessing of  being Taylor Lautner’s boy toy!  So I’d like to say thanks to Taylor, he of the washboard abs.

Taylor Lautner Abs

Bestest Google Searches for 2009

Google’s annual Zeigeist for 2009 is out (a little early) so you can check out the year’s top searches. Here’s a sampling for the fastest rising search terms in the US.

  1. twitter
  2. michael jackson
  3. facebook
  4. hulu
  5. hi5
  6. glee
  7. paranormal activity
  8. natasha richardson
  9. farrah fawcett
  10. lady gaga

The fastest rising image search says that pictures of Twilight’s Bella Swan and Alice Cullen were more sought after than Jacob Black.

Holiday Gift Guide: Battleship

“You sank my battleship!” is such a classic line from a classic game. How about sprucing up a game of Battleship just a tad with your very own battleship?

The Navy is giving away the USS John F. Kennedy for free so you too can have your own battleship for an ultimate round of Battleship. The only hitch is you’re responsible for moving the retired aircraft carrier from its current location in Philadelphia.

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