Do You Twitivate?
Are you one who titivates his status on Twitter by going after high-profile followers? If so, you twitivate!
Now added to the Urban Dictionary along with twuat. I think I have a few more Urban Dictionary submissions…
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My Favorite Super Bowl 43 Commercial
I didn’t watch the entire game (and took a nap during the 3rd quarter), but from what I did see, my favorite Super Bowl 43 commercial was the one with the Potato Heads. Here it is.
Of course it had to be my favorite since I have a bunch of posts about the Potato Heads and was wearing a Potato Head shirt for the big game! I was just surprised to see Potato Heads in a mainstream commercial.
I saw lots of movie trailers too. I barely recognized G.I. Joe except for Snake Eyes.
The new Star Trek looks intense, way different from the television series.
And congrats to the Steelers. I was rooting for the underdog Cardinals but the Steelers pulled out the victory.
Chill Out Scion Owners
Check out this list of most ticketed vehicles. You Scion car owners need to chill out a bit and slow down. Every Scion model is on the top of the list!
If you don’t want a speeding ticket, buy American as in Chevy, Buick, Oldsmobile, or GMC.
Twuat Didn’t Help My Twick
Awww, having a twuat on fire didn’t help my twick. 🙁 It’s still rates a 5 on Twicksize.
Twuat on Fire!
Ha, Friday was a fun day with Twitter tweets twirling around twuat (and yes, twuat is now part of the urban lingo!). If you missed the twuat tweets, you can relive the twuatage in the Tuileries of Twitter.
Thanks @NEENZ, @OahuAJ, @keani, @lavagal, @keani, @coachdeano, @slmcmahon, @semipro, @soultapestry, and yes, @twuat (not me).
Do You Twuat?
Is there a term for the act of domain/cyber squatting Twittter account names? No? I then suggest the term “twuat” for the act of registering Twitter accounts of popular names or words.
What’s the purpose of twuating? Not really sure, but it could just be to reserve your namespace in the popularly growing Twitter. Or if you’re nefarious, it could be to hold a Twitter name hostage for sale to the highest bidder.
Whatever the case may be, I’ve been twuating to reserve names just in case I need to use them for their rightful businesses. Twitter names like @club939…
Update: Woo hoo! UrbanDictionary.com approved my definition of twuat and will publish it in a few days. Keep an eye out for twuat.
Good Bye Mr. Bush
Now that Barack Obama is officially sworn in as our new President, it’s time to say good bye to Mr. Bush. The Townhouse Spa is taking this farewell literally, offering huge discounts on bikini or Brazilian waxing for your Mr. Bush. Ha!
Wonder if local places like this will match the offer?
“Fockya” Says Skynet
Maybe it’s one too many trips to Starbucks, but I have proof that I’m not hallucinating. Skynet really did go online with Hawaii’s early digital television cutover, and it’s slowly growing. For now, the immature sentient has a sense of humor and is toying with us. Just look at this message, it left me.
That’s right – “Fockya”. Surely, this can’t be the radio text for Aaliyah’s Back and Forth.
Your Twick Is Bigger Than Mine
Not quite safe for work, but if you wanted another way of measuring your status in the Twitter-verse, there’s Twicksize. You simply enter in a Twitter ID (no password), and the service will tell you how many inches your Twick is.
As an example, @CNETnews is 20 inches, @hawaii is 9 inches, @ryankanno is 7 inches, and old @geewhy is a mere 5 inches. Yes, your Twick is bigger than mine. 🙁
A Karate Kid Remake?
Jackie Chan and Will Smith’s son Jaden are planning to remake the Karate Kid? Jackie will be Mr. Miyagi and Jaden will be Daniel Larusso. That’s just blasphemy! You can’t ruin this classic.
Be strong Daniel! Be strong!
Is That a Leafy Schlong?!
The alleged perpetrator? Diamond Head Sprinklers. Their crime? Masking a schlong as their company logo. Just take a close look!
I’ve done business with them before, and they do good work, but I have to wonder about their logo. You see, on my drive to work, I was following one of their company trucks. At a stop light, I got a good look at the truck’s tailgate that prominently displayed their logo.
Initially, I thought a leaf and drop of water related to keeping lawns green with their irrigation systems. Then, a phallic image started to emerge. Is that a schlong?!? A green, leafy but flaccid schlong with a testicle disguised as a leaf?
What say you? Schlong or not?
Meaty Bacon for Dessert, Yum!
This just solidifies bacon as an anytime indulgence. The latest food fad is serving bacon for dessert. Yup, Time magazine talks about the pairing of sweets with the salty meat and even provides some sure hit recipes.
If you’re planning a Presidential Inauguration party or SuperBowl Party (for the non-fans), serving a bacon-based dessert is sure to sizzle up some interest.