White Flower Oil Cures All
So this white flower oil mentioned on Fresh Off the Boat is a real product, even sold on Amazon. You down with the Bak Fah Yeow
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Retro for April 1
That was fun, but now it’s time to restore Pulpconnection back to its most recent look. For April 1st, Pulpconnection went retro thanks to the free Retro theme from Organic Themes. Talk about throwing it back to the old days of the Internet. Anyways back to the future…
Hammer for Hawaii on April 1
Are you fed up with what’s happening in Hawaii? Are you fuming about the #carmageddon caused by the #zipnado failure? Are you willing to step up and do something about it? Gregg Hammer is and announced his (early) candidacy to run for Governor for the state of Hawaii.
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Here’s to H4H on April 1st!!
Only in Fresno? Unfriended Movie
Did you catch the trailer for the upcoming movie, Unfriended? Here it is.
Interesting storyline that takes the power of social media to the extreme to exact revenge. But why am I not surprised this movie is set in Fresno? The oddest things happen in Fresno.
Masters of the Universe Tees Coming from Threadless
It’s time to restock your t-shirt collection with Masters of the Universe designs from Threadless. Their design contest is underway, and you could win $2000 with the winning artwork. But really, the cash prize pales in comparison of seeing your shirt worn in public.
Not a designer? You can still participate by voting for your favorite designs.
Let this be your muse.
The One Shirt of MORF
What? How does the MORF shirt transform itself into 24 different looks? Yes, 24 looks! Check out the video to understand this Kickstarter project that met its funding goal in a mere six days.
And yes, a MORF Men shirt is planned as well so be sure to pledge your support.
I Am an Older Asian Lady
It’s official. I am an older Asian lady. What other stereotype drives around in a Lexus RX SUV and a gold one on top of that?
My older Asian lady namesake? It would be “Nancy.”
Order an Ariana Grande from Starbucks
Are your childhood memorizes scarred after watching a dark remake of the Power Rangers? Need something to pick you up and restore your sweet memories of the colorful rangers not shot up and bloodied?
Head on over to Starbucks right now and cleanse yourself by ordering the “Ariana Grande.” Yes, the pop singer’s name naturally fits into the Starbucks menu, but what will you get with this off-menu custom order? How about a drink that’s going to have extra everything? As in:
- Start with the base of a grande-sized “Cotton Candy
- Frappuccino” (which is a vanilla bean and raspberry Frappuccino from Starbucks’ secret menu).
- Add extra mocha syrup.
- Add extra mocha chips.
- Blend.
- Top with extra whipped cream.
- Finish with a generous caramel drizzle.
From Buzzfeed.
Extra? Check. Sweet? Check. Feeling better? Check. Until that is the sugar high is replaced by a precipitous sugar low that draws you to search out the even darker NSFW version of the Power Rangers remake…
Power Rangers, Rated R?
Yes, please. Ready to see the old school Power Rangers redone and reimagined? Then watch this 14-minute mature rendition. It’s morhpin’ time!
Secretly Proud
You know the old school duo, Kid and Play, are secretly proud of this ‘do.
Enlarged Meeting of Political Bureau of C.C., WPK Held under Guidance of Kim Jong Un http://t.co/sCLIBL57WG pic.twitter.com/dte6KS012G
— KCNA Watch (@KCNAWatch) February 19, 2015
Glow in the Dark Car
Okay, I still think the upcoming version of the Nissan Leaf that glows in the dark is more gimmicky than anything else. But, I also admit that the end result is cooler than I would have guessed. Covered with StarPath, the car’s exterior supposedly stays lit for eight to ten hours and over the years retains its “glowability.”
Now if only the rims got in on the glowing action…
Toyota Corolla Commercial Trickery
Caught this television commercial for the 2015 Toyota Corolla. Titled “Bring the Magic,” it’s a great looking advertisement but is misleading with the fictitious projection of the dinosaurs against the tunnel wall. Is that feature available in the new Corolla? No, I don’t think so, and the only warning about this trickery is the subtitle of “Dramatization. Do not attempt.”