Pulp
The Dirty Cheeto
Although sounding like something out of Urban Dictionary, the dirty cheeto is actually this.
This loner was pulled straight out of a freshly opened bag of Cheetos. The rest of the bag was fine, just this one oddity. Would you have eaten it? How about this?
“I Approve This Message” 2012
I approved this message back in 2006, but since it’s been six years, I feel compelled to reiterate my approval. So here goes.
And although I’m not running for any political position, you have to smile when you see this.

Two Voice Tuesday
On Island 98.5, Tuesday mornings are designated as Two Voice Tuesdays where Gregg Hammer mashes up two impersonations. You call in with two personalities, and Sir Hammer does his impromptu magic. This past Tuesday, you could have heard a Samoan Linda Lingle, a Micronesian Frank Delima, a Samoan Hitler, Larry Price mixed with Al Sharpton, and more. Did you catch it? If so, take a listen!
Gregg needs to un-Japanese his Chinese impersonation though. Wonder what a Chinese Bubba Fujimoto would sound like? 🙂
Technical Difficulties Kind of Week
It’s been a “technical difficulties kind of week” around here. At work, we’re fighting problems dealing with new software and hardware installations. I’m trying to figure out why my Mac keeps disconnecting from the wireless network. But it seems these tech difficulties aren’t exclusive. While filling up gas at Sam’s Club this morning, each pump displayed this sign.
I had no problem though as the pump quickly filled the tank and took my $$$. Besides potential technical difficulties, this sign has some grammatical difficulties.
From Super Geeks to Internet Sweepstakes
The closed Super Geeks business location didn’t remain vacant for long.
From a computer and tech shop, it’s now an Internet Sweepstakes location. Are these Internet sweepstakes games legal or not? To be determined. But never mind that. Check out the home in the left edge of the picture. Just how many photovoltaic solar panels are there?
What Does Rock Yan Sound Like?
Comedian Chris Rock. Chef Martin Yan of Yan Can Cook fame. Mix them together and what does that sound like? Let the creative genius of Gregg Hammer work his magic.
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I Am Nicholas Goda??

After upgrading the Nike+ Running iOS app to version 4.0, my profile quietly messed up. While my nickname, icon/avatar, and email address remained the same, I took on the running identity of Nicholas Goda. I’m not 5-10 at 175 pounds. Though not shown here, Nicholas does own a fair amount of shoes.
Logging out of the app and logging back in seemed to have restored my proper identity, but now I’m having issues syncing runs with Nike+.
What’s Your Scent?
Seemingly being in the spotlight isn’t good enough.  If you’re a pop star, your fans need to smell you as well.  Get ready for an olfactory overload and take a whiff of these bottled essences. Starting with the dudes…







What’s your scent?






