DOGDUK License Plate
I didn’t understand this “DOGDUK” license plate until I got closer and saw the bordering frame around the license.
Pulp
A Surefire Way of Catching Centipedes
A wise man once told me an ancient secret that guaranteed catching of a centipede within your home. It goes something like this…
If you see a centipede in your home and fail to catch it, this is what you need to do. Get a piece of raw chicken. Then inject poison to pollute this poultry. Next place that poisonous chicken near the last sighting of the centipede. Now leave and wait…
You see, in ancient folklore, the centipede and chicken are symbolically linked like the yin and the yang. Both creatures are simultaneously attracted and repelled by one another and cannot exist separated. There is no East without the West, no North without the South, no centipede without the chicken.
So back to the story… Upon return, you will find the chicken and its soulmate, the centipede, together again but this time linked by death. I was so amazed by this tale and its venerable wisdom that I forgot to ask an important question – what kind of poison do I use?
Why Not? Booty Pop!
With a name like Booty Pop, you have to blog about it! The concept is simple – wear specially padded underpants that well, makes your booty pop. Still not grasping the Booty Pop? This video will help.
Anyone want to share their Booty Pop experiences?
Kincaids Puts Fathers In Their Place
Ward Warehouse restaurant, Kincaid’s, knows how to put dads in their place on Father’s Day. If you dined at Kincaid’s on Father’s Day, you were also given a discount coupon for your next visit. Nice! But look closely at the coupon. They’re “repurposed” from Mother’s Day! So Dads, Kincaid’s knows who’s important in the family.  We’re not worthy. 🙂
Amazon Recommended?!?
Ha, I don’t know what I bought to get these recommendations from Amazon. What an eclectic mix – a cigarette lighter, instant ramen, and um… a fishnet bodysuit?!
The Best Tacos in Fresno
If you’re looking for the best tacos in Fresno, where would you go? To Chris Meat Market.
You know it means something when patrons comment on not being panhandled for money as a positive when visiting the Meat Market. So what can you expect? Cheap ($1.50) but very tasty tacos! Cash only please.
We had three tacos – carnitas, chicken, and chorizo. These were all in small corn tortillas with the protein chopped and prepped when ordered. Each taco had some zing to it but surprisingly, the chicken taco was the spiciest.
Washed all this down with some grapefruit soda.
Outside seating is available for eating but just a warning that you probably will be approached by panhandlers so takeout is highly recommended.
What Is This?
Dear readers, need some help identifying this item. We think it’s baby-related but can’t figure out what it actually is.
Since this item now belongs to an newly expecting couple, I told them it was a breast pump. 😉
What’s More Incredible Than Incredible?
It has to be the Incredible 2 powered by HTC and Droid. I mean, if being Incredible isn’t enough, being Incredible 2 must be even more incredible right?? Now that’s incredible!
While Apple product names are boring ala iPhone, iPod, iPad, at least there’s no sense of hyperbole with incremented names (e.g. iPhone 3, 4, 5).
Design Tips from Hilton Los Angeles
An unplanned overnight layover in Los Angeles was not welcomed but a stay in the Hilton Los Angeles provided these design tips.
Travel Tip: No Sausages
Just a tip for the travelers. Don’t hand carry sausages on airplanes. If you do, expect delays at the security screening station. Must be those oblong, cylindrical solids look suspicious on the scanners. Doesn’t matter if it’s Portugese sausage or a salami, the TSA staff will want to look at your sausage.
Victoria’s Secret, Shaved Ice, and Kettle Corn
Why yes, you can have Victoria’s Secrets, Hawaiian Shaved Ice, and Kettle Corn all in one spot.
