Word of the Day: Rictus
Here’s the formal definition of rictus:
a fixed grimace or grin
But really, let’s put aside the denotation with this strong mental imagery.
McDonald’s Grimace is the personification of rictus if there ever was one.
Pulp
Who Has Schweddy Balls?
It’s hot outside, reaching 90-degrees. The tradewinds have stopped, and the humidity clings to your skin. All you can uncomfortably think about are Schweddy Balls, Ben and Jerry’s Schweddy Balls, and how good they’re going to taste.
But who has Schweddy Balls in Hawaii?
You Can Have the POWER!!!
By the power of Greyskull, you too can have the POWER!
On Halloween. You. In this. Saying “I have the POWER!”
Hat tip to Valdezign.
UGG Sparkles, All Wins
I LIKE:
These new UGG boots are so much wins that I’m speechless. Gold or ninja-ish black, either for $170 on Zappos.
Rolling Thunder
I don’t know what rolling thunder sounds like. But I imagine this train convoy of tanks comes close to epitomizing rolling thunder.
Looking for Pink Headlights?
I’m guessing pink headlights in cars are perfectly legal (though still irritating to oncoming drivers) since you can readily purchase kits to customize your ride. Even good old Amazon sells these kits at an affordable price.
One Day, You’ll Need This
Don’t laugh. Â One day, you too will realize you need this product. And when you do, just know that Target sells Urine Gone.
Nasty Candy Bar!
This candy bar is downright vile and nasty! Paid $0.90 for it from a vending machine at work. Can you believe I was even contemplating biting into this grossness? Can you even guess what candy bar this was???
Rad Rider… in Heels!
I definitely did a double take when I saw this motorcycle rider on the road. The rider is a she who’s wearing high heels!!
What are those red coverings on her toes? Are they to help keep her heels on? Are they to protect her feet? Whatevers but I do like the red and white color coordination going on with the overall look.
Anne Hathaway Can Rap
Who knew? Actress Anne Hathaway can bring it.
You can spot Anne in the upcoming Batman movie, the Dark Knight Rises, playing the role of Catwoman.
Missing Numbers
Depending on what your address is, this scene at the hardware store would definitely suck.
Average Size of a Bathroom Sink?
Do you know what the average size of a bathroom sink is? Me neither, but whatever you do, don’t start a Google search with the terms “average size”. Thanks to the search engine’s Autocomplete feature, you’ll see interesting popular queries for “average size” that goes something like this:
