Missing Numbers
Depending on what your address is, this scene at the hardware store would definitely suck.
Pulp
Average Size of a Bathroom Sink?
Do you know what the average size of a bathroom sink is? Me neither, but whatever you do, don’t start a Google search with the terms “average size”. Thanks to the search engine’s Autocomplete feature, you’ll see interesting popular queries for “average size” that goes something like this:
Happy Birthday President Obama
Today is President Barack Obama’s 50th birthday. So from his 50th state home, here’s a little retro remembrance from days before.
If you happen to have this Ballin’ with Barack shirt, I think you have a collector’s item since this Pearlridge store has since closed. And is that Jay-Z and Kanye West rocking the Buff ‘n Blue?
It’s Time to Get New Light Bulbs
Well, it’s almost time when these new incandescent replacements hit the market. Philips’ 60-watt equivalent LED bulb has been selected by the Department of Energy as the replacement for incandescent bulbs. They’ll be more costly to buy but you’ll recoup that cost in electrical savings over the years.
Word of the Day: Morton’s Toe
Do I have Morton’s Toe? Â
See #7 of 25 Everyday Things You Never Knew Had Names:
When your second toe is bigger than your big toe.
8.02.11 Day – A Day Late
I’m a day late with 802.11 Day (aka August 2, 2011) but here’s my contribution to the list of Wifi networks around my area.
Umm, yeah… At least they’re all locked and protected networks.
Word of the Day: Brannock Device
This is a Brannock device. You’ve definitely seen one before. Now you know its name.
Thanks Guy Kawasaki and Buzzfeed.
DOGDUK License Plate
I didn’t understand this “DOGDUK” license plate until I got closer and saw the bordering frame around the license.
A Surefire Way of Catching Centipedes
A wise man once told me an ancient secret that guaranteed catching of a centipede within your home. It goes something like this…
If you see a centipede in your home and fail to catch it, this is what you need to do. Get a piece of raw chicken. Then inject poison to pollute this poultry. Next place that poisonous chicken near the last sighting of the centipede. Now leave and wait…
You see, in ancient folklore, the centipede and chicken are symbolically linked like the yin and the yang. Both creatures are simultaneously attracted and repelled by one another and cannot exist separated. There is no East without the West, no North without the South, no centipede without the chicken.
So back to the story… Upon return, you will find the chicken and its soulmate, the centipede, together again but this time linked by death. I was so amazed by this tale and its venerable wisdom that I forgot to ask an important question – what kind of poison do I use?
Why Not? Booty Pop!
With a name like Booty Pop, you have to blog about it! The concept is simple – wear specially padded underpants that well, makes your booty pop. Still not grasping the Booty Pop? This video will help.
Anyone want to share their Booty Pop experiences?
Kincaids Puts Fathers In Their Place
Ward Warehouse restaurant, Kincaid’s, knows how to put dads in their place on Father’s Day. If you dined at Kincaid’s on Father’s Day, you were also given a discount coupon for your next visit. Nice! But look closely at the coupon. They’re “repurposed” from Mother’s Day! So Dads, Kincaid’s knows who’s important in the family. Â We’re not worthy. 🙂
Amazon Recommended?!?
Ha, I don’t know what I bought to get these recommendations from Amazon. What an eclectic mix – a cigarette lighter, instant ramen, and um… a fishnet bodysuit?!
