A Karate Kid Remake?
Jackie Chan and Will Smith’s son Jaden are planning to remake the Karate Kid? Jackie will be Mr. Miyagi and Jaden will be Daniel Larusso. That’s just blasphemy! You can’t ruin this classic.
Be strong Daniel! Be strong!
When the Booze is Gone, It’s Time to Move on, Gene
Those were Gene Villiatora’s parting words on Top Chef as the Hawaii-raised chef didn’t make it past Week 7. Throughout the competition, Gene was a lucky survivor, advancing through each challenge doing it his way. And in Week 7, Gene, for better or for worse, stuck to his roots and made a questionable fish dish that didn’t completely win over the judges.
Gene almost made it through this week’s double elimination with the backing of new judge Toby Young who admired Gene’s wild creativity. Unfortunately, Gene’s visual whole fish dish with daikon, tomato, and basil didn’t have the flavorful punch the judges were looking for.
Here’s how it went down.
Gene, thanks for a showcasing Hawaii’s culinary talent and wish you much future success!
Is That a Leafy Schlong?!
The alleged perpetrator? Diamond Head Sprinklers. Their crime? Masking a schlong as their company logo. Just take a close look!
I’ve done business with them before, and they do good work, but I have to wonder about their logo. You see, on my drive to work, I was following one of their company trucks. At a stop light, I got a good look at the truck’s tailgate that prominently displayed their logo.
Initially, I thought a leaf and drop of water related to keeping lawns green with their irrigation systems. Then, a phallic image started to emerge. Is that a schlong?!? A green, leafy but flaccid schlong with a testicle disguised as a leaf?
What say you? Schlong or not?
Bella’s Lullaby on Sheet Music
At a family dinner, I heard one of my nieces practicing on the piano. The music sounded familiar even after only a few notes. It was none other than Bella’s Lullaby from Twilight! I couldn’t believe it until I saw the sheet music with my own eyes.
Besides the soundtrack and forthcoming DVD, I didn’t see sheet music as another popular Twilight memorabilia item. Dang, Twilight is simply a beast, not just a box office beast. If you’re digging Bella’s Lullaby, you can buy the sheet music from Twilight at Musicnotes.
And I underestimated Amazon where I also found the Twilight Score (with complaints about Bella’s Lullaby being inaccurate).
Just what is Bella’s Lullaby? It’s the song Edward wrote inspired by Bella, and it goes something like this…
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Team Jacob Getting Pumped
To retain his role as shape shifting Jacob Black of Twilight, Taylor Lautner needed to bulk up his teenage bod. Looks like he’s doing a good job.
I think he’s been in contact with the Tabasco Man asking about his special Tabasco juice.
Update: Taylor must be staying away from the delectable bacon desserts. Check out his Wayne’s World-like abs from this Access Hollywood interview.
A freeze frame for the female fans.
Meaty Bacon for Dessert, Yum!
This just solidifies bacon as an anytime indulgence. The latest food fad is serving bacon for dessert. Yup, Time magazine talks about the pairing of sweets with the salty meat and even provides some sure hit recipes.
If you’re planning a Presidential Inauguration party or SuperBowl Party (for the non-fans), serving a bacon-based dessert is sure to sizzle up some interest.
Twitter Explained
What is Twitter? If you’re not familiar with this popular service, KITV’s Mahealani Richardson explains in a news segment.
Obama Local Style Shirt
Crazy Shirts is selling Barack Obama shirts with their latest creation showcasing Barack’s local style favorites – surf, shave ice, and slippahs. Order yours online for $25 and be ready for his inauguration on January 20, 2009.
I Need Me Some Hotness from HP!
At the Macworld Expo 2009, an HP product surprisingly generated a lot of interest. The HP MediaSmart Server ex485/ex487 is hot! With this home server, you can save backups to it, even with Mac OS X’s Time Machine. You can store all your iTunes libraries on the MediaSmart and serve them out to all machines running iTunes. You can even backup the MediaSmart Server to Amazon’s S3 cloud.
There are a few downsides for Mac users though. The MediaSmart runs Windows Home Server, and you initially need a Windows box to configure the server. And because it runs Windows, you have to take the typical Windows security precautions.
Here’s a very detailed review of the MediaSmart Server ex487.
You can pre-order your MediaSmart ex485 for $600 from Amazon. Looking better than a Drobo.
Under Armour Now Does Running
Under Armour is more known for its athletic wear and sports gear but has slowly branched out into the shoe market. Now, the brand is about to launch its line of running shoes at select Foot Lockers.
The Illusion is a bold look, but I’m liking the pulpy lime green look of the Revenant. May need to give one of these a test drive.
Now with Tweetbacks
I think I got Tweetbacks working on Pulpconnection. What’s a Tweetback? It’s a Twitter link back to a blog post and is better explained here.
I don’t get much traffic via Twitter (or so I think) but kinda fun to see what happens.
Ow, This Is Hurting
So far, moving Pulpconnection from Blogger to WordPress has been painful with regards to site visits. Here’s stats from Sitemeter showing the change from December 10, 2008 to January 9, 2009.
I started making changes on December 23. Starting in 2009, things really went downhill. Hopefully, this WordPress migration starts paying off soon.