Must be professional courtesy otherwise why hasn’t Gregg Hammer imitated the excellent traffic reporter, Danielle Tucker? Just listen to this combination of Gregg mimicking Danielle letting loose her personal commentary about the traffic situations.
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Updated My Radio Lineup
The dream has died, and so went Island 98.5 from my car radio preset lineup. The dream? The reunion of the OG Wake-Up Crew with Rory and Gregg Hammer (and Krey-Z). I’ve fully accepted this will not come to pass. Another impetus for this change is the emergence of ALT105.9. The new KPOI plays modern […]
Michelle Wie Twerking Play by Play
So you’re 24 years young, making millions playing a game you love, and just achieved a major milestone. Who cares if Michelle Wie partied it up a bit to celebrate. What is funny is Gregg Hammer’s impersonation of a golf announcer doing the play calling for Michelle’s against-the-wall twerking. Take a listen… [soundcloud url=”https://api.soundcloud.com/tracks/155842413″ params=”auto_play=false&hide_related=false&show_comments=true&show_user=true&show_reposts=false&visual=true” […]
Kim Kardashian and Kim Jong Il
Two voice Tuesday on Hammertime brought a mashup of Kim “Mrs. Yeezy” Kardashian and Korea’s own Kim Jong Il. Sorry, I cannot translate and don’t mind the non-sequitur image. SoundCloud’s integration with Instagram isn’t working for all my images. [soundcloud url=”https://api.soundcloud.com/tracks/148475782″ params=”auto_play=false&hide_related=false&visual=true” width=”100%” height=”450″ iframe=”true” /]
The Return of Two Voice Tuesday?
Mea culpa if this is old news, but when did Hammertime on KRTR 96.3 revive the famous Two Voice Tuesday? Have I somehow been missing out all this time listening to Gregg Hammer combine two vocal caricatures? Here are a few clips from today’s zaniness. All-Asian Wayne Anzaki mixed with Austrian-American Arnold Schwarzenegger. [soundcloud url=”https://api.soundcloud.com/tracks/147187280″ […]

Meeting Gregg Hammer
Talk about getting Hammer’d for real kine. There I was watching the Honolulu City Light Parade when I heard that voice. Was that Aunty Mildred? Wayne Anzaki? Joe Souki? Yes, yes, and yes as Gregg Hammer, Davey D, and a KRTR 96.3 parade entourage rolled down King Street then promptly stalled. I don’t know why, […]
Alternative Diary Winner on Hammertime
This morning on Hammer’d, Gregg impersonates a Chinese/Laotian/Micronesian/Samoan business owner specializing in alternative diary. Ever had yogurt made from the teats of a llama? [soundcloud url=”https://api.soundcloud.com/tracks/119847470″ width=”100%” height=”166″ iframe=”true” /] This prank call segment has some potential though I do feel bad for those getting punked aka hammer’d. One of these days, the person getting […]
Lauryn Hill All Day, All Night
Have you noticed that according to their RDS (radio data system) signal, KRTR 96.3FM has been playing Lauryn Hill exclusively for the past few days? Specifically, her song Can’t Take My Eyes Off of You. It’s a good song, but all day and all night? Well, not exactly. Seems like KRTR is making some upgrades […]

Analyzing HammerTime
It’s been four days since HammerTime started broadcasting on 96.3FM KRTR in the mornings. You’ve tuned in by now, right? Truthfully, after four days, I’ve listened to about four hours of the trio of Davey D, Gregg and Shawnee Hammer. While I’m elated Hammer’s back on air, I ain’t that infatuated with the man. 😉 […]
Hammertime Is All Business
There were rumblings and rumors, but now it’s known. Gregg Hammer is coming back to the airwaves starting tomorrow, Tuesday, October 22, 2013. But no, Mr. Hammer isn’t reuniting with his old gang, the Wake-Up Crew. Instead, this comedic genius is joining KRTR 96.3 FM for the morning show. Joining Gregg from 5am to 10am […]

Order Restored to the World
Order in the world is gradually returning to normal. The first sign is the comeback of Hostess goodies. Despite their nutritional value, your childhood memories are better off with Twinkies in them. The second sign is this hint from former radio personality Gregg Hammer. Hammer returning to the airwaves after leaving? Yes, please! I’m wondering […]

Moose Knuckle, Golden Showers, and Underbutt
I like to review popular search terms that bring readers here to Pulpconnection, and sometimes, I just gotta laugh. One search term that’s been percolating for the past week is “moose knuckle.” The culprit is the pulpy post “Was That a DWTS Moose Knuckle, Gilles?” If you recall, back in 2009, actor Gilles Marini’s wardrobe […]