Passion

What’s that? Ty Murray wasn’t eliminated as expected on Dancing with the Stars? The judges said it was time to go. Even Ty and partner Chelsie seemed to know it was time to go, but the fans… Obviously, the fans thought otherwise, voting to save Ty and Chelsie at the shocking expense of eliminating Lil’ Kim and Derek Hough.

Yes, the Bionic Bootie was booted on Week 9 of DWTS leaving Ty, Melissa Rycroft, Shawn Johson, and Gilles Marini to duke it out on the dance floor. These upsets have happened before, but usually not so close to the finals.

Oh yeah, here’s the sensual rumba Ty performed that must have been his saving grace.

Can the rodeo star bring down another DWTS bull next week?

So by now, you probably heard Melissa Rycroft exclaim her boob came out after her perfect performance. Of course, there was nothing to be seen on national television, but if you want to see for yourself, here’s the video. Fast forward to about the 1:40 mark when things start to unravel.

After several recent wardrobe malfunctions, I’m thinking the DWTS wardrobe crew are a bunch of practical jokers!

“My boob came out,” exclaims Melissa Rycroft after finishing her perfect samba. Dancing with the Stars host and witness Tom Bergeron hackles like a school boy in reply.

Ah, now I get it! It’s so obvious, but I missed the big picture of Cheryl Burke’s Dancing with the Stars strategery. In Week 6 of DWTS, I took a look at each couple’s strategy of winning the competition. Basically, I thought Cheryl Burke’s strategy for Gilles Marini was showcasing only this Frenchman’s dancing skills. But let’s take a look at the past weeks shall we?

In Weeks 1-4, Cheryl and Gilles indeed focused on the dancing artform. Then in Week 5 came Gilles’ “pecs-o doble” where he started the routine shirtless.

Week 6’s jive featured Gilles and Cheryl in form fitting black leather outfits.

Cheryl and Gilles danced the Viennese Waltz in Week 7, but in preparation, Cheryl had Gilles practice his fluidity with a synchronized swimming instructor which yielded this.

And most recently in Week 8, Gilles flashed the fans his beans and frank via the old moose knuckle.

You see the trend here? It’s not just Gilles’ superb dancing on display. Oh no, Cheryl’s strategy of showcasing the wares of her man candy is in full effect and might lead her to yet another championship. Very, very clever Miss Burke.