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Are You on the Baby Food Diet?
So Jennifer Aniston and Lady Gaga are rumored to be followers of the latest Baby Food Diet. What’s that you ask?
For the Baby Food Diet, you consume 14 jars of baby food during the day and eat a “regular” dinner. It’s that simple, and you gotta admit there might be something to this diet – already portioned, no additives, and easy to eat. One potential side effect of this diet is you might be needing some of these.
How Far Would Club 939 Go (Hypothetically)?
Of course this is purely hypothetical since Hawaii doesn’t have an NBA team but how far would Club 939 go to entice LeBron James? Would the hottest gentlemen’s club in Hawaii top the offer made by Scores in New York?
If free agent LeBron signs with the Knicks, Scores is promising free access to the club, free meals at its on-site steakhouse, and “other perks.” And don’t forget the huge signing party where the Scores dancers will be decked out in LeBron jerseys.
Crushed It with Gaga
So my pal JoJo has skills, but young Greyson absolutely crushed it with his rendition of Lady Gaga’s Paparazzi. Watch the video a few times for the expressions of his unsuspecting classmates.
A Frappuccino for the Tased Phillies Fan
Whatever the reason Steve Consalvi had for running out on the field during a Phillies game and whether or not the use of a taser was excessive, I’m not judging. But to remember this event, I designed a Frappuccino that looks like this.
I started with a Green Tea Frappuccino base to match the grassy outfield of Citizens Bank Park where Steve made his run. Then I adorned the image with thoughts, reactions, emotions, and feelings of the fans as Steve was tased into submission.
Tase Me Out of the Ball Game
Did you have flashbacks to “Don’t tase me, bro!” when hearing about Phillies fan, Steve Consalvi? Young Steve left the ballpark stands and ran around the field, stopping play while security took him down with a taser.
Roll the vid!
Why would any fan take the field is beyond me, but I never had a thing for the baseball diamond. Let’s ask the opinion of resident baseball expert, the Tabasco Man. Would you run the field and risk getting tased?
Having Me Some Blackbird Pie
So Twitter’s mechanism for quotable tweets went live today (but is feeling a little stressed right now). With Blackbird Pie, you can enter in the link of a tweet, and you’ll be given an embed code which generates something like this.
@geewhy I see you’re rubbing elbows with the Social Media elite at #nextlevelhi 🙂
Where’s the Respect for King James, Nike?
So Lebron James wins his second (and back-to-back) NBA MVP award, and Nike commemorates this accomplishment of their marquee star with a special shirt. Much respect.
But check out the suggested “You might also like…” section further down the page. Kobe Bryant in the house!
How about suggesting some Lebron kicks or clothing Nike? Where’s the respect? But then again 24 > 23.
Quotable Tweets Coming
This upcoming feature from Twitter would definitely help with twestimonials. Sure would make it easier to maintain Pulpconnection’s twestimonials page.
In the World of eBook Readers…
What’s going on in the world of eBook readers today?
April 30 featured the release of the 3G version of the iPad where there were lines (again) at Apple Stores.
And the Barnes & Noble Nook is also now in stock.
Get Rid of the Crappy Stuff. Just Do It.
What advice did Steve Jobs give to Nike’s president, Mark Parker? “Get rid of the crappy stuff.”
Just do it!








