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Holiday Gift Guide 2014: Cat Paw Toy

As a non-cat person, I really don’t get this cat paw toy. Personally, this toy kinda creeps me out. But then again, I’m not a cat person. OR maybe I don’t understand the true meaning of this toy. As a holiday gift, the receiver can figure out if this toy is what Anna Kendrick says […]

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Better than sex cake

Better than Sex Cake

Not just that but this is the second version of the recipe. Yes, it was good. Not sure if it lived up to its namesake but still good. Update 5/14/14: How selfish of me! I forgot to share the link for the Better than Sex Cake. Find it on allrecipes.com. Have you experienced this dessert […]

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What I Learned This Week

What I Learned This Week

“I Just Had Sex” Lonely Island is back with “I Just Had Sex.” With Lonely Island, you really don’t need your imagination to decipher their song titles. Butt Call Have you been “butt called?” Here’s the definition in Urban Dictionary. A butt call is when some clueless moron keeps their cell phone in their back […]

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Zany Articles Around the Web

Some zany articles around the Web: 5 Myths of the Male Body Television as birth control in India Shaq vs. Shaq to challenge stars in their sport? Huh? Shaq sans clothes. This is humor, people.

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Sexually Implicit Instructions

Just what is being described in these instructions? To ensure long lasting fun and to maximize the enjoyment… This will get (you) warmed up. Continue your… fun… which will have (you) begging for more. More noise, more excitement, and plenty of oohs and aahs! A great finale! Would you guess these are for fireworks? These […]

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Correlation Between Pizza and Sex?

Back in 2005, Men’s Health ran an article about a study done at the Smell and Taste Center in Chicago. The conclusion of the study: the smell of pizza can actually raise the sex drive in men Can anyone vouch for the scientific validity of the findings?  I wonder if hot dogs have a similar […]

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Crazy Blood Donor Questions

Not sure if this is the norm, but if you ever donate blood, you’re typically interviewed for “high risk” activities. Sometimes, you just want to laugh at some of these questions. I don’t remember the questions exactly, but they go something like this… Have you ever had violent sex with animals while in prison and […]

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Strange Product Placement?

Was shopping at our local Safeway and saw a very weird placement of products. The magazine aisle is next to the bakery section (which isn’t so weird), and I went to check out the latest issue of Slam magazine and also to see if they had Chocodiles in stock (don’t ask, too much Food Network). […]

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Sexiest Man Alive 2005

When I saw that People magazine published their 2005 Sexiest Man Alive issue, I well expected to see Wayne’s World topping the list. After all, he was overlooked by Cosmo as the Top Bachelor in Hawaii early this year. But alas, no. Here’s the 2005 list (with their ages): Matthew McConaughey (36) Patrick Dempsey (39) […]

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