One More YOURLS pulp.ly Test
Sorry, one more test using YOURLs and the domain pulp.ly. Hope this shortens and is tweeted.
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Fighting with YOURLS
Trying to stand up my own URL shortener (for fun) using YOURLS. Kind of straight forward enough (once you can read the directions), and here’s another tutorial to help out.
The install was successful, but now I got this known issue to deal with. Thank goodness for geeks on IM and Twitter to help out. 😉
Say It With Me, I Am T-Pain
The latest iPhone app to hit the App Store is I Am T-Pain. With this app, you too can sound like the master of the auto-tune with your iPhone doing live pitch tweaking of your voice.
If that ain’t entertaining enough, you can sing along with favorite T-Pain tunes like Bartender and I’m N Luv (Wit a Stripper). And yes, you can record your performances and share them via email or Facebook or Myspace.
I Am T-Pain costs $2.99 at the App Store. Check it out.
Somewhere Jay-Z is shaking his head.
Font Conflicts From Snow Leopard
Anyone else experience font conflicts after upgrading to Mac OS X Snow Leopard? I didn’t realize I had issues until trying to read the install instructions for YOURLS. Here’s a screen shot of what it looks for me.
I was like this must be some developer code or something. But copying and pasting the instructions gives me a readable view:
- Unzip the YOURLS archive
- Copy includes/config-sample.php to includes/config.php
- Open includes/config.php with a raw text editor (like Notepad) and fill in the required settings
- Upload the unzipped files to your domain public_html or www folder
- Create a new database (see Configuration – you can also use an existing one)
- Point your browser to http://yoursite.com/admin/install.php
Opening Fontbook, I have a ton of duplicate fonts being reported. I think that once I resolve all these dupes, things will display normally again.
Wanted: Customized URL Shortener
My hunt for a customized URL shortener still goes on. I do use bit.ly, su.pr, and to an extent, ginx.com, but I’d like something more customizable that supports my own domain name. Su.pr does support URL shortening with your current domain name (pulpconnection.net), but I want to use a different domain for shortening (ie pulp.ly).
So far, I haven’t been able to find a plugin or service that does this. Su.pr is close but not close enough. The hunt goes on…
21 Slang Words You Should Know Before Visiting Hawaii (Part 2)
In Part 1 of 21 slang words you should know before visiting Hawaii, I went over basic, cultural, and dining slang. In Part 2, we talk terms off the beaten path and only in Hawaii.
Off the Beaten Path
da kine – the ultimate catch phrase that can mean just about anything. A smart haole coworker told me “da kine” is an idiomatic expression. Still confused? Let local tweeter @parkrat explain it to you.
lolo – crazy, dumb, stupid.
pakalolo – marijuana, pot, weed. See lolo.
mahu – a male who dresses like a female, a transvestite. Some mahus really, really look like women but remember that they are guys with a da kine.
malo, mawashi, or mankini – these articles of clothing are best depicted.
Malos are typically worn during hula performances, mawashis are adorned by sumo wrestlers, and mankinis are just da kine. In any case, you should not be caught in public wearing any of these.
sukebe – perverted, lewd. If you’re feeling adventurously sukebe in Hawaii, just remember this is a small world and you just might not live down your lolo actions.
Only in Hawaii
brah – Hawaii’s variation of bro/brother and the informal, local-style way of calling someone. A typical Hawaii welcome, “Howzit, brah!” But tourists should not say brah since it just doesn’t sound right. “Brah” is not the women’s undergarment that Victoria’s Secret will soon be supporting the sun-kissed bossoms of the wahine of Hawaii (sorry, did that sound sukebe?).
B-52 cockroach – those huge flying roaches Hawaii is famous for, remiscent of the B-52 bomber aircraft.
fut – fart, pass gas, flatulate. Everyone gotta do it, even Julianne Hough from Dancing with the Stars futs… on live television.
Without futs, how would you do the Dutch Oven?
ainokea – say it slowly, and you’ll recognize “I no care” as in “I don’t care.” This slang phrase has since become a popular brand name seen on shirts and logos around Hawaii.
talk story – to chat, chew the fat, shoot the breeze, converse (special request by KT Cat)
pau – done, finished like this list.
Hope you enjoyed parts 1 and 2 of 21 24 slang words you should know before visiting Hawaii. If not, then ainokea!
The New and “Improved” Dora the Explorer?
Did you hear that young Dora the Explorer is getting a makeover? She’s growing up and is reflecting her maturity with an updated look.
I ain’t going to comment about Dora’s new look instead leaving it to this politically incorrect (but funny) post.
21 Slang Words You Should Know Before Visiting Hawaii (Part 1)
NEENZ tweeted about the 21 slang words you should know before visiting Canada and asked for a Hawaii version. Sure! So here is my list of 21 slang words you should know before visiting Hawaii (at least part 1 of the list).
Note: Hawaii slang is mostly based on the long standing Pidgin English, well covered in Pidgin to Da Max. This list ain’t going up against this classic, but instead is my interpretation weaved in with familiar faces. 🙂
Basics
lua – bathroom. After flying for hours over the Pacific Ocean, one of your first stops will proably be the lua. Kane is for the men and wahine is for the ladies.
howzit – the all around Hawaiian-style greeting asking in easy going short form, “How is everything going?”
shaka – the universal hand gesture of Hawaii that can be used as a form of thanks, a greeting, or a good bye. LA Laker Kobe Bryant demonstrates the shaka.
While driving in Hawaii, If you ever make a mistake and inadvertently cut someone off, be sure to immediately sign the shaka as an apology. I call this the “shakalogy.”
shark bait – the stark white skin tourists like to tan while visiting the 50th state. Why “shark bait?” Because in the ocean, sharks find that white skin so visually yummy. Be sure to slather on that SP50 sunscreen even on your ears and top of your feet.
haole – a white person but not necessarily derogatory or demeaning, just a fact. Chris Pirillo is a haole who typifies shark bait.
Culture
ohana – your family, can consist of immediate family members, extended relatives, and friends. If you want an impromptu gathering of your ohana, just go to any grand opening of a new store like Target. You’re guaranteed to see someone from your ohana.
“small world” – you’ve heard how it’s a small world after all. Well, living on an island hyper-sensitizes this meaning. With an estimated 1.5 degree of separation in Hawaii, it’s hard to keep secrets. Somebody knows. But it’s also part of the social fabric of Hawaii that engenders the spirit of aloha.
“where you went grad?” or “what school you went?” – because it’s a small world, Hawaii’s one of the few places where your high school matters. This is one of the first questions local people will ask each other when meeting for the first time. Yes, even when at sea on board a nuclear powered naval aircraft carrier, “where you went grad?” rings true (see the 5:05 mark).
poho – a waste of time. Trying to keep secrets from your ohana in Hawaii’s small world is poho.
Dining
ono – delicious, scrumptious.
malasada – a doughnut-like pastry with Portuguese origins. Hawaii’s version of Krispy Kreme way before there was Krispy Kremes.
Zippys – Hawaii’s equivalent to (but more ono than) Denny’s. Always serving Hawaii comfort food. Here’s a haole eating ono grinds (food) at Zippys.
Continued in Part 2 of 21 Slang Words You Should Know Before Visiting Hawaii.
Dodge Journey Isn’t So SXT
On the daily drive, I followed this newly released Dodge Journey crossover vehicle. Yes, the model number is SXT, as in sounds like “sexty.”
But from the looks of the rear, the Journey is surely not sexty.
GoTeamJacob.com
Team Jacob is front and center for Twilight’s New Moon. If you’re not a fan of the pale skin of vampires, you’ll appreciate the tone, tan bods of the wolves. GoTeamJacob.com
The Law of Lady Gaga
It’s a very little known law that whenever you hear Lady Gaga’s Just Dance as someone’s ringtone, you are compelled to oblige. Yes, in the land of Kanno, when the Lady sings, you must (safely) stop whatever you are doing and break into dance.
What dance to do? Here’s a demonstration of the sprinkler, lawn mower, and rolling the dice. You can even do the karate chop sprinkler!