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Still Hunting Schweddy Balls

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Aw nuts! I knew it was a ballsy move giving @abaggy the mission of getting Schweddy Balls. I mean this new Ben & Jerry’s ice cream flavor just exploded on the scene, so finding these jewels wouldn’t be as easy as buying tea bags from the local grocery.

Regardless @abaggy was up to the challenge and went hard to get Schweddy Balls while on the mainland. Unfortunately, always on the go nad stuck in meetings, he couldn’t finish with his efforts ultimately sacked.

Even though there are motions to stop Schweddy Balls, the quest continues and when Schweddy Balls are tasted, it will be publicly documented.


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All I can say for his efforts are bollocks to you, Mr. Abaggy!

Popping Bottles and Other Hip Hop Cliches I’ve Never Heard of

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I’m no filthy rich hip hop mogul, so it’s no wonder why I’m not popping bottles. Heck, I never knew what popping bubbles meant as well as many of these other hip hop cliches.

  • “Play my/her favorite song”
  • “I like it”
  • “Duece/Dueces”
  • “Animal” or “cannibal”
  • “Swagger” or “swag on”
  • “808’s”
  • “In the club”
  • “Turn it up” or “Turn it loud”
  • “Put your hands in the air” or “put your hands up”

I’d only disagree a bit with 808’s. Maybe it is a type of drum, but if we’re talking Kanye West’s 808’s and Heartbreak, I have to think Hawaii (area code 808 and where Kanye recorded) had some influence.

Mission: Get Schweddy Balls

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Both you and I know that @abaggy is an accomplished and savvy traveller. He’s already been there and done that, so to spice up his journeys, I pose scavenger hunts for him. He did well in Vegas but now on to his next mission. Can he get Schweddy Balls?

Since Ben and Jerry’s Schweddy Balls are new to the market, they haven’t yet made their journey across the Pacific Ocean to Hawaii. This mission is singly focused: @abaggy must get Schweddy Balls on his side of the Pacific.

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A Sexist Sign?

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“Sex sells” is the popular adage in advertising, I get that. So what do you make of this van’s advertising for Isle Discount? I understand the artwork is a caricature, but what is she wearing or not wearing?  Okay or over the top?

But fret not for there is an iPhone and Android app for that!

And while you ponder the correctness of this signage, can you identify the neighborhood the van was spotted in?

Word of the Day: Rictus

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Here’s the formal definition of rictus:

a fixed grimace or grin

But really, let’s put aside the denotation with this strong mental imagery.

McDonald’s Grimace is the personification of rictus if there ever was one.

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Rolling Thunder

I don’t know what rolling thunder sounds like. But I imagine this train convoy of tanks comes close to epitomizing rolling thunder.

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